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[tiramegtoons]

“YOU’VE ALWAYS TOLD ME YOU WANTED YOUR VERY OWN PRIVATE PLACE.”

AND HERE IT IS! RENT FREE! JUST FOR YOU.”

HOWEVER I WOULD APPRECIATE SAY.. A TEN-PON CHARGE EVERY MONTH OR SO.

GOTTA PAY FOR ALL THAT PARCHMENT PAPER SOMEHOW.

SOOOOoo MANY CONTRACTS.”

“You have a deal! I can’t thank you enough, caro mio.”

[filipinawritcr]

so here i am, struggling with what should write. . . i literally cannot choose either between writing a fanfic about 1776 in the colonial timeline or in the modern au. like- please help me rn. i also wanted to add turn washington spies into this but like i'm not sure if it would work because i wanna keep it in its original timeline so. . . f*ck.

[multiversal-archive]

imasaiyanfromearth replied to your post: ALRIGHT BITCHES TIME FOR MER!VERSE DB MUSES...

{BLESSS~~}

((Thank. 8w8))

[infestation-in-my-mind]

lol funnayyy. hah. you say im the one who's horny all the time, but look who's the real horny bitch? goddamn. you just like to fuck with everyone's mind, don't ya? 

i mean. if i really think about everything about our friendship, you're wildly more inappropriate. but most anyone can say that.. most. not 100% sure if you just like to mindfuck everyone or youre purposely mindfucking me. like hey. you know i like girls. we both do. and we've done joking things. i have. to you. like lame pick-up lines. but i meant it as a joke. it's a little more difficult to figure out if you mean it as a joke or if you really just love mindfucking people. i mean fuck....  --- im not entirely denying certain things happened. was i turned on? for the most recent thing--yes. but other things that i didnt even think were that sexual because then i just thought it was you being you--no. it's you. it's not like i've ever had a crush on you or ever thought we'd be something. i don't wanna ask you in case youre just mindfucking me because that's how you are. but who knows if you actually like certain people when you do these things because that's how you fucking are. and that....*that is irritating. yeah ok no. you putting a female condom on your hand and trying to touch my face at pride is not an "i like you" or a *mindfucking you* situation, but sliding your hand up my thigh, in a room of both our guy and girl friends is a bit fucking awkward and also a huge turn on. but my god.