#eeeevery time

[rape-dolls]

me watching porn: wow this is so sexy. it'd be even better if she was a lesbian finally submitting to her biological need for cock

[pageofheartdj]

Radioapple child: Papa, can I have the thing?

Alastor: No.

Radioapple child: ...

Radioapple child: Dad, can I have the thing?

Lucifer: Of course!

[kurulover]

Say what you will about Sims and whatever I wasn’t the one who listened but they did too well with the Lonely because it’s bang on every time

[imaginejolls]

Me when i start writing a song: This sounds pretty nice! Me when i finish writing said song: This is so dark and heartbroken wtf

[tinyamethyst-blog]

someone: starts getting close to me and still accepts me for who i am despite all of my problems

me: hmm

me: stops talking to them, doesnt reply to anything they send, basically ignores them until they give up; not because i dont like them but because i care about them deeply and want them to be happy and okay and this is my last ditch effort to protect them from me lol

[bpd-sayaka]

hfhhghrhrhhfhhhhehjd i let everyone down i let ev eeeerrrryuyooonnenenenenenenenenenenennendownnNNEn im suchch a shitty perisn ans a friend and i hattee rhis i want to die

[the-miseducation-of-vanessa]

I’m probably the worst type of person because I love you when I’m with you and take it back once it’s over. I’ll still care but I’ll admit it was all a mistake.

[overnightshipping]

"Hey I really want Ridley in Smash 4!"

"Yeah, maybe. I mean, his Other M design would be easier to scale and program, so maybe he'll make it in now!"

"...no, sorry, I don't want Ridley in Smash 4 anymore."