#eeeewwwwwww

[yellowhearther0]

THE CHANGED THE NOTES LAYOUT ON MOBILE ????

[andiaquarium-moved]

NAUR

[santonali]

k just so everyone knows next season i only watch the serie a, no coppa italia or else i actually fucking go in shock from even the slightest possibility of extra time

[claytonkeller]

I am trying to crochet this stuffed monkey, but it isnt working and now I'm frustrated. Not because I can't do it, but because I keep losing count. It has been 2 days since I got this thing and I have made no progress because of it

[spacekidjosh]

,,,

[cerebralrepeat]

I tried to draw a realistic arm and hand for the first time and failed miserably. 😂

[mysocalledbrain]

The beginning of The Doggo Centipede? #Eeeewwwwwww

[kristiniec]

#Storytime on how I made a #cockroach shit itself and die....

This is the text I sent to one of my best friends: So I was in the kitchen washing dishes and saw this one roach creep up from behind the pot in the left sink so I kind of flicked the water/soap on my nails and it ran & after like a little bit I was about to wash that pot so I was like lemme give this roach a chance to run because our next encounter I may not be so kind........ I ran the hot water down the side. Of the sink, nothing... So let the pot spill over and still nothing so I was like "Yo you better run for it because if not you're gonna drown" So look down into the right sink, which I was standing in front of.... and SUDDENLY SEE AND FEEL THIS DARK THING RUNNING UP MY SHIRT AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK I YELPED AND SMACKED THE SHIT OUT OF MY CHEST WITH THE SPONGE THING AND BOTH HANDS SWATTING IN A DOWNWARD MOTION pause for a second THEN GRAB THE DRY DISH TOWEL TO MY LEFT AND SWAT THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF just in case PAUSE AGAIN THE PROCEED TO SHAKE MY SHIRT OF ANY LIFE IT HAS OTHER THAN MINE AND SWAT AROUND MY NECK HAIR SHAKE REPEAT So I finally stop and catch my breathe and wait to possibly feel any movement. Then I start looking around for the little bastard and was like "I said run away NOT. RUN. TO. ME" and then I had the thought "what if it was trying to get revenge for the water flick earlier....." 😒😑😑😑 BITCH I GAVE YOU A CHANCE TO LIVE AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TRY TO RUN UP ON ME..... LIT-TER-A-LLY So I look down at the edge of the sink and see this black booger looking goup and was like "what the.... That looks like roach shit... I think I made this thing shit itself.... " Then I look to the left sink and it's on its back in a contorted bend not moving..... So i move the pot to run a bit of water by it thinking it's gonna start moving.... Nope....he dead... He dead dead.... I scared the shit out of this roach to death....... So then I'm standing doing the dishes going....... Am I that ugly he got close to my face and went AHHHH THE FUCK *DEATH* And that's the story of how I nearly died and for a moment questioned my own fabulousness..... Then I'm like.... What if he wanted to give me a hug... For sparring his life...... and I killed him..... 😢