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[keyofjetwolf]

“Represented here by this tiny, tiny head.”

[elvisqueso]

TEN NAKED FACTS

I am naked right now

I do not have a camera

So that means you cannot see me slowly spreading nutella on my belly

I have a beauty mark on my left palm

I have no idea how it got there

Seriously it just fucking showed up withing the last three months like wth

I once had a sex dream with Jack White in it

I didn’t have sex with him in the dream

I was doing the do with some random bald dude and Jack just walked in, shook his head and left

I am not sure how to feel about that dream

Well that was enlightening