Fangirling in the Key of Jet Wolf

Where Jet Wolf unabashedly loves things and loves them hard. I'm currently rewatching Sailor Moon for the first time in about 15 years. It has reawakened feelings of great feelness. Everyone must hear of them. For love and justice.

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JUST FUCK THIS YEAR

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Me: Time to get up and go to work!

Hot Pocket:

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collection

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Mike's at Blind Camp, Doc and Jill are in Minneapolis until late Tuesday night, Midge is with her grandpa until Tuesday evening.

Four entire days ALL TO MYSELF

What are we thinking, two max until I start pacing and wondering when my fam returns from the war?

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So you guys know we have chickens now, yeah? (if you don't, hi, we have chickens now.)

I just sat here and watched one-- the one that seems to be the most dominant of the flock, who we have named HOT TO GO. I just watched Hottie forcibly round up the remaining girls who hadn't gone inside their house yet.

"IT'S RAINING YOU DUMB BITCHES I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE"

[theslowesthnery]

when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like

"that guy's wrong tho"

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you get it

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Today in Questionable Branding.

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When I lived in Korea spam was popular enough to be given as a big gift pack during specific holidays. When I got one myself I passed it to one of the Korean teachers and won her eternal devotion.

So yeah. At least in Korea this branding would be nothing unusual.

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That's adorable, love that for Korea.

THIS IS BILLINGS MONTANA

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Today in Questionable Branding.

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Well apparently I have the Blonde Bitch And Her Wet Man to also thank for the absolutely amazing accommodations we had for the festival.

SO THANK YOU I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME

HE'S STILL NOT MY REAL STEPFATHER

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I tell you what kids, if you ever get the opportunity to have a Doc-organized bar crawl? TAKE IT

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And -- in what may wind up being the evening's finale but is certainly its main event -- we have Mike versus THE FISHBOWL.

What, you may ask, is The Fishbowl?

Mike overheard the bartender break this beast down. He's looking at 15oz of alcohol in a 48oz drink.

"And it's goooooood. Thank you @automatuck9! This is the pinnacle of the mermaid tiki bar experience. I am scared and thrilled at the same time."

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Look at this straw. I don't think we get to keep the straw, BUT I WANT TO.

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FISH STRAW

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And -- in what may wind up being the evening's finale but is certainly its main event -- we have Mike versus THE FISHBOWL.

What, you may ask, is The Fishbowl?

Mike overheard the bartender break this beast down. He's looking at 15oz of alcohol in a 48oz drink.

"And it's goooooood. Thank you @automatuck9! This is the pinnacle of the mermaid tiki bar experience. I am scared and thrilled at the same time."

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Look at this straw. I don't think we get to keep the straw, BUT I WANT TO.

[keyofjetwolf]

And -- in what may wind up being the evening's finale but is certainly its main event -- we have Mike versus THE FISHBOWL.

What, you may ask, is The Fishbowl?

Mike overheard the bartender break this beast down. He's looking at 15oz of alcohol in a 48oz drink.

"And it's goooooood. Thank you @automatuck9! This is the pinnacle of the mermaid tiki bar experience. I am scared and thrilled at the same time."

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In liu of dinner, we decided to just hit the tiki bar. Here we see a Mike in, if not his natural environment, then one he is delighted to visit whenever possible.

Thank you thank you thank you to @iscahwynn, @chimervera, @automatuck9, and @bentclaw for these delicious steamed clams, AMAZING nachos, and Mike's first drink of the evening.

"Thank you so much for this. Your contributions are only enhancing my mermaid tiki bar experience. I'm the king of the seeeeaaaaa! (But not SEE. Get it?? BECAUSE I'M BLIND.)"

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You guys also got him this cranberry cherry limede! It's alcoholic! It comes in a bucket! He gets to keep it!

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In liu of dinner, we decided to just hit the tiki bar. Here we see a Mike in, if not his natural environment, then one he is delighted to visit whenever possible.

Thank you thank you thank you to @iscahwynn, @chimervera, @automatuck9, and @bentclaw for these delicious steamed clams, AMAZING nachos, and Mike's first drink of the evening.

"Thank you so much for this. Your contributions are only enhancing my mermaid tiki bar experience. I'm the king of the seeeeaaaaa! (But not SEE. Get it?? BECAUSE I'M BLIND.)"

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Yes, I did in fact circle back so we could take this picture.

[image description: A store sign proclaiming "The Blind Guy" (with further information that it's for window coverings). Standing under it is my husband Mike, newly blind and giving himself enthusiastic thumbs up]

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Is this a command or an affirmation, I'm not sure.

[Image description: a simple statement handwritten with black marker on a silver metallic surface. In all lowercase letters and no punctuation, it reads, "go piss girl".]

(spotted in a bathroom stall, Great Falls, Montana)