Apr 28, 2015
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effervescent-wallflower replied to your post:I just finished Part 1 of your MasterChef AU and I...
Ugh, rude, now I’m thinking about it again.
ahahahahaha I am so sorry.
Melon Peach Vanilla Orange Plum Strawberry
melon - my first impression of you
so i'm pretty sure that my first impression of you was just seeing you in drama and thinking "yes that person knows what they are doing. we must become ultra friends."
peach - what i like most about your blog
this B)
vanilla - what i like most about you
nothing. you're terrible.
orange - my opinion of you now and our status
my opinion of you is that you're a dumb and our status is partners iN CRIME DUN DUN DUN.
plum - a song that reminds me of you / your blog
new slang. everytime man...
strawberry - i secretly think…
i secretly think that you are actually two elves masquerading as one short human
I refer to you as Sarge only during serious or tender moments. "Is Nikki okay?" "Sarge isn't holding up too great, guys." or "How long have you and Nikki been partners?" "I feel like I've known Sarge my whole life. I trust Sarge with my life. I'd take a bullet for Sarge." SEE? IT LENDS ITSELF SO WELL TO BUDDY COP FLICKS.
...remember when I was going to start referring to you as ma'am or miss as if i was a firefighter
It's not complicated at all! People will be like, "How's Nikki?" and I'll be like, "Oh, sergeant's fine!" Or they'll be like, "What did Nikki do this time?" and I'll just say, "Well, you know how sergeant is, always getting into trouble!" It's a fool-proof way to make us seem like the leads in a buddy cop movie.
Well I guess...maybe you want to shorten it to Sarge though? Seems long.
WHAT IF instead of using any gender pronouns for you, I just start calling you Sergeant? Doesn't that sound fun?
That seems like it could get complicated but go for it
effervescent-wallflower reblogged your post:
as it fucking should be
i am so fucking mad and disappointed
You spelled Monett wrong.
fuck. i fucked up. i fucked up. i fucked up. i'm sorry. fuck. shit. goddamn. i am trash.