Pretend this rock is a seed.

Nikki. 28. an enigma wrapped in a mystery AND a fool consumed by fear! trying to bring back posting with mixed results

[orphanpupok]

been playing biomutant. making some precious gaming memories.

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someone just liked this post so here are more precious gaming memories i have made

[orphanpupok]

biomutant photomode fun continues! can you tell i’m obsessed with photographing the skeletons?

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more photos! i kept falling off that stupid tightrope so i had to document my repeated failure

[orphanpupok]

it’s been a minute since i’ve played but someone else liked this post so here are the latest precious gaming memories

doesn’t my little guy look so polite in his new shirt?

[orphanpupok]

i’ve been called out for letting my gnoat drown so you’ll get a real kick out of the way i let my mechamjut fall off a cliff in this series

[apolladay]

are you currently in any pain

yes

no

can't tell

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

chronic, injury, stomach ache, slept funny or anything counts

[magicratfingers]

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

[magicratfingers]

this is how many pillows I want

[quintuplequay]

Where does the you go. In this scenario

[magicratfingers]

? what do u mean

[batbetbitbotbut]

Ah another fan of the classic children's roleplay, "neolithic burial"

[magicratfingers]

yeah u get it

[were--ralph]

Lesbians

[were--ralph]

clap for lesbians

[p-paradoxa]

[creepish]

a cat is just a little dude that you can hang out with

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[verylittlebird]

                                distraptor velociraptor =     —————

                                timeraptor

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[cottoncandylesbo]

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

this is actually horrific right? we can all agree about that?

I'd never thought I needed to be paranoid about the fact that photos I share on social media might be turned into memes in a discord run by JuicyBigNut but that's what existing in a public space as a black person is like! not to mention the fact that they don't even know who the man in the picture, yet we know who first spread it and no one has beaten that guy to death yet

[cpericardium]

at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

[tastyrepulsorboots]

Yeah, same

[thunderberries]

[katelyn-danger]

Loose/faulty engine mount. Possible frame or driveshaft damage.

[sometransgal]

Actually if you look closely you'll notice it is just having a littol sneef.

[estebanbicon]

[beaft]

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

[beaft]

recent example. lady at my careers appointment had a post-it with her name on it stuck to the monitor, so i introduced myself by saying "hello, i'm eliot! you must be [name], it's nice to meet you!" and she stared at me as if i was the stupidest person alive and said icily, "yeah, i'm [name]. congratulations, you can read."

in bygone times this would have reduced me to a sort of quivering blancmange. thankfully i am now in a place where i was able to pull back, calmly evaluate this interaction, and say to myself "this woman should probably not be working in a customer-facing job"

[beaft]

important additions!!!!

[vaspider]

Sometimes learning "wow, that person is a DICK" is the best thing for your social anxiety.

[prokopetz]

Strictly speaking, "ultimate" means "last", not "best". It's often figuratively employed in the latter sense to suggest that the thing so described is the final word on the subject, after which nothing more need be said, but if we're being real technical, describing a game or movie that was so bad it killed its entire franchise as the "ultimate" is in fact correct.

[prokopetz]

@ffoxer replied:

Now I'm thinking about the prefix "pen," which as far as I can think I may have only ever seen in "penultimate"

It's Latin for "nearly" or "almost", and it does pop up in a few other English words. "Penultimate", "penumbra" and "peninsula" are the only ones I can think of that you'd even remotely expect to encounter in everyday speech, though; the rest are all medical or mathematical jargon.

[prokopetz]

#so peninsula means what? #almost island? #lmao (via @actualanxiousswampwitch)

That is the actual etymology of the word "peninsula", yes.

[sqiddylala]

me and m were playing The X-Files: Resist or Serve and he kept beating the shit out of zombies instead of shooting them and said it was Scully's madness that was making her do it

[rooji-r]