Hi yeah okay it's me I'm not dead. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I do this all the time. Take my hand. Okay. Walk with me. Yeah, so. I was just listening to a mini doc about Io the moon. You know it? The most volcanically active body in our solar system. Mhmm, yeah, yeah. Ope! Avoid that puddle. Anyway, it's the tidal heating, you see. She gets squished and smushed by jupiter and the other moons on her orbit. What? What does this have to do with Harry Potter? My friend... my darling volcanic Gryffindor child, Io Gordon... you remember her, yes? I named her Io by accident. I've only just realized the association with the moon. I thought it was neat. Care for a coffee?

















