Fun Effy facts:
-allergic to iron or nickel, enough to get a rash from cheap rings.
-has broken a choker by flexing the muscles of my throat too hard.
-can lift my wife.
-managed to replicate Chun-Li's Lightning Kick for 18 times in a row once.
-had to be reminded that I don't have any inherent reason to abide by promises I made to myself.
-frequently move so quietly people jump when I clear my throat.










