#egg friend

[cremsie]

Eggy breakfast

[spheal-a-day]

Spheal taking care of an egg!

A very good babysitter

[s-s-s-s-t-a-r-s]

After finishing Vendetta I got to thonking for once in my life ..... so we know Claire is the Hot Bike Dyke of Resident Evil..... do you think she’d fight with Leon on who’s better on the motorcycle?

claire kicks his ass so hard dude. she doesn’t even fight him—she 360 no scopes him. catch her outside doing a sweet fucking motorcycle flip over his himbo head while also doing a goddamn handstand

nothing but respect for my diesel dyke

[dying-signals]

:]

A friend :)

[archosaur-automaton]

This is Egg.

Egg was discovered outside our therapists office.

Egg is made of some kind of rubber/silicone and is the exact size/shape/color as an organic egg.

Egg does not have prounouns and is agender, preferring always to be referred to as Egg.

Egg is our friend.

I love Egg.

[dontmindme-imjustfangirlin]

@margaretthemagicdragon this is v late from pride but this is such a good pic 

[spheal-a-day]

Spheal in Blissey's egg pocket.

Spheal is too big, but he knows the perfect egg friend

[farmer-juice]

Hi Juice! I wanted to thank you again for that egg you brought me, it was really thoughtful!

I used it to make some mayo 'n I thought you might like some! It's not exactly my favorite thing but I head you might like somethin' like this

- @mohle-mailbox 🌱

Mayo and tuna go really good together. Thank you for some.

I wonder if I could chug it