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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
hello vonnie
cherry valley forever
ellievsbear
#extradirty
One Nice Bug Per Day
Show & Tell
JVL
Keni
almost home
sheepfilms
if i look back, i am lost
Three Goblin Art
Stranger Things
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
styofa doing anything
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@archosaur-automaton
Garden Variety Dykes: Lesbian Traditions in Gardening, 1994
OH it's a lesbian and her enormous sunflower
I thought she had her arm around the shoulders of her wife, who was dressed as a plant monster for some reason
I am so glad you clarified. I was like “I’m glad that woman supports her wife in making increasingly weird ghilli suits”
Many of us saw the picture, thought it was two women, one in a weird costume, and thought, "Hey, good for them."
Human Domestication Guide
bro I need to start blogging about the third age of man setting that's in my head that I've never written a story in lol
mother fucker you are joking me
"church of England wedding vow verbs" is not what I would have thought you were going to call this group
@creatures-in-posts
These creatures are splooting
gonna use my tunglr more
autistic people deserve to do whimsical things in public because they can. I'm bringing my stuffed duck Francis with me when I go into Manhattan tonight. I'm more powerful than god or the attorney general
This Is The Famous NYC Datura Patch.
Located near Montefiore Hospital in the Bronx, this miniature ecosystem is in fact a highly productive plantation used by rat guilds to produce psychoactive compounds that keep city critters (pigeons, squirrels, baristas) in a permanent state of delirium.
The Mole People's Republic control of the city wanes at the periphery, making it easier to distribute illicit substances.
Skin Theory reveals so much about things hiding in plain sight, it's brilliant and a shame that people don't still talk about it. that they're not EXPANDING on it.
They did the same thing in old cartoons. Daffy Duck having his beak turned 180 on his head?? chilling implications
Anyone should be able to get bottom surgery for any reason, and it should be free.
Cis guy wants a vaginoplasty but nothing else, and still identifies as a cis guy? ABSOLUTELY.
Cis girl wants phalloplasty? WITHOUT QUESTION.
People should be allowed to have whatever relationship with their bodies and identities makes sense for them.
(this post MUST be reblogged by EVERYONE)
I got my vaginoplasty a few months ago and I think bottom surgery should be so much easier for anyone to access, the amount of gatekeeping and bullshit we have to deal with to live our lives the way we choose is sickening. I want the joy and comfort I finally feel in my body to be accessible to everyone
Anyone should be able to get bottom surgery for any reason, and it should be free.
Cis guy wants a vaginoplasty but nothing else, and still identifies as a cis guy? ABSOLUTELY.
Cis girl wants phalloplasty? WITHOUT QUESTION.
People should be allowed to have whatever relationship with their bodies and identities makes sense for them.
(this post MUST be reblogged by EVERYONE)
Please god stop promoting this surgery
Your chances of being in pain all of the time, never having an orgasm again, and never peeing correctly again are extremely high. So are your chances of having to have multiple revision surgeries. You are essentially voluntarily crippling yourself for life.
I can guarantee you, no "cis" person ever gets these surgeries. Most people don't see getting their genitals cut up by doctors as a fun way to spend the afternoon.
So-called "bottom surgery" is not some fun magic pill you can take that will give you a penis or a vagina. It will give you the vague approximation of a penis or vagina. One that doesn't work. One significantly more prone to infection.
It's fucking surgery. It's serious. You're cutting up the only body you will ever have. And it's not because you're sick and you have to or you will die. It's because you want to. Because people on the internet lied to you and told you it would fix all your problems. Those people shouldn't be trusted.
People can die from this shit.
Stop.
The original post reminds me of women who claim they're getting cosmetic surgeries for themselves, except that it managed to be even worse
I just got my vaginoplasty in May and it's the best decision I ever made, don't listen to these human equivalents of Naegleria fowleri, bottom surgery is based as hell
hello ! im rex, a nonbinary lesbian stuck in florida. like countless other trans adults, my hrt care was abruptly stripped from me with the passing of SB 254, after being on T with 0 problem for 3 years. being very visibly trans, on top of the awful situation my family has been dealing with for 18 years now, is making staying here impossible.
besides continuing my care in peace, escape will Also allow myself and my family to be free from the grasp of our excruciatingly abusive grandfather, whos verbal and extreme financial abuse has gotten vastly worse in the last ~2 years after the loss of my grandmother.
this all comes to: the laptop i use currently for paid work is very, very old. it has been fighting me with clip studio a Lot lately, which makes comms really frustrating to work on. so, i am trying to save for one that is stronger that can handle what i need it to, in order to speed my work process up and be able to help further in getting us the fuck out of here. we have a rough goal of around august on wanting to start actually leaving, but there is wiggle room.
my kofi is here; it has a goal set, as well as a shop with two bases available for purchase: https://ko-fi.com/adjobj
MASSIVE UPDATE: MY TWIN SISTER HAS MADE THE GFM. we figure the sooner we start gathering shit and preparing Now, the less trouble we'll have later.
its right here:
Hi, I’m Kasey, but most of you online probably know me as “Kitty-tama”. I’ve b… Kasey Jordan needs your support for Help Kasey and Family M
just had bottom surgery
I'm getting bottom surgery in 7 fucking hours. how cool is it that you can just Dark Souls 2 Gender Coffin yourself with modern medicine. truly surgeons are the girlbosses of the modern age
cats will be like "oh? dairy? a little sauceew of milk for meeeee? pweeeze momthy im need you the cow water PLEEEEAASE I promise this time it won't make my tummy urpy :3 I promise no diarrhea for me a kbity PLEASE I NEEED IT MRAAAAAOW"
and then, after being given their dairy, create poops banned by the Geneva Convention
"I don't understand! Why am I banned from the Adventurer's Guild?"
"Because you drink all of your potions by piercing the bottom with a quill and chugging it like a Natty Light."
"... and that would have been all right, if you didn't yell MMM, SLURPY SLURPY every fucking time."
what is the color of your love?
some nights, indigo nights,
deep purple melancholy nights
i see you, as i stand along the shore
the waves and their heartbreak-crashing
bringing you nearer to me,
delivering you onto the sand,
my feet wet and close to you.
there, in the sea at small hours
there, in the water in the dark do i see you,
glowing, pulsing, rhythmic, unstoppable,
aching, luminous, painful and holy
like ocean creatures giving freely of their light
like small things offering the only prayer they know.
the softness of that light on my face, on my hands
is the color of your love, and i bathe in it.
the sweetness of the light in the water
is the color of your love, and i bathe in you,
adrift and lost at high tide, swept away,
the waves blanketing me and bringing me down
deeper and deeper, and i am with you.
mouse girl commercial airline pilot who gets on the intercom and says "this is your captain squeaking... we've just ahhh, reached our maximum cruising altitude of 32,000 feet, which is very high and scary for me because I'm a mouse"
