#sneezefucker

[clarkkent102000]

You’re so cruel for telling us you have a sneezy cold and then leaving us to our imagination (jk I hope you feel better soon!)

I hope these are what you had imagined? I can't go on being cruel any longer 😂

I just don't know which ones to post but this is short enough to be allowed here. I'll post ridiculous big cold fits when I figure out how to very soon.

I do feel mostly better now thank you. Fever, raw throat and flu have cleared and it just lingers in my nose but my sneezes are a touch calmer now and probably less contagion in their mist.

It was touch and go for a while but i was a brave soldier buried under a mound of tissues and permanently building up for a few days 🤧🤒

Thank you for your well wishes ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

[weirdshmeer]

Sneezing on myself ;))

[veelovessnz]

Obsessed with the idea that stifling, which is meant to retract attention, can bring more of it. Like, aww, pooor baby, what’s the matter? You can’t stop sneezing now? Your eyes are watery? You have to gasp for air in between fits? They keep getting louder and louder and louder? It’s too itchy to stop once you’ve started? I thought you were trying to keep them secret, not let everyone know.

[confessional-secrets]

When someone with a freckled face scrunches up their nose pre-sneeze and the freckles shift with the movement…

[itsjustaflower]

LOVE people who fan their face with their hands when they're about to sneeze. No idea what that's doing but I love the desperation of it all 🩷

[prohistamine]

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Finally recorded myself inducing my partner while jerking them off. I think yall are gonna love this one. Sorry for all the rustling.

Partners new pronouns are they/she btw :)

[what-r-we-even-doing]

imagine...you're tied to a chair with your arms behind your back...and (insert whoever you'd like here) is straddling you and knows they're about to have a sneezing fit. maybe it's allergies, maybe a cold, but they can just FEEL it coming. and instead of turning away or covering or apologizing or any of the usual "sorry my nose is out of control" things, they tease and playfully threaten you with it, saying things like "i don't know...i just can't seem to hold it back," "it's coming, whether you like it or not...and it's gonna be big--hhHEH- and messy- aahhHhehhh-"

and. they sneeze all over you, pretending they can't control it, but really they're purposefully trying to let every possible sneeze out, never holding back for a moment. into your chest, your neck, everything.

[runnynosecore]

The tissue didn't save my hand from being sprayed on 🥴 + thighs

I made a mess... I'm sorry. I really tried with the tissue, but...