#sneezefucker

[weirdshmeer]

What a mess…🫢

[veelovessnz]

Obsessed with the idea that stifling, which is meant to retract attention, can bring more of it. Like, aww, pooor baby, what’s the matter? You can’t stop sneezing now? Your eyes are watery? You have to gasp for air in between fits? They keep getting louder and louder and louder? It’s too itchy to stop once you’ve started? I thought you were trying to keep them secret, not let everyone know.

[what-r-we-even-doing]

imagine...you're tied to a chair with your arms behind your back...and (insert whoever you'd like here) is straddling you and knows they're about to have a sneezing fit. maybe it's allergies, maybe a cold, but they can just FEEL it coming. and instead of turning away or covering or apologizing or any of the usual "sorry my nose is out of control" things, they tease and playfully threaten you with it, saying things like "i don't know...i just can't seem to hold it back," "it's coming, whether you like it or not...and it's gonna be big--hhHEH- and messy- aahhHhehhh-"

and. they sneeze all over you, pretending they can't control it, but really they're purposefully trying to let every possible sneeze out, never holding back for a moment. into your chest, your neck, everything.

[runnynosecore]

The tissue didn't save my hand from being sprayed on 🥴 + thighs

I made a mess... I'm sorry. I really tried with the tissue, but...

[scarcesneezies]

PART TWO Black pepper sneezing tutorial and challenge!! Filming this first thing in the morning definitely set the mood for today 😅❤️‍🔥 Bless me, and hopefully bless you too after you give this technique a try! A few parting notes:

-Try not to press your nose to the top of the pepper canister/shaker/whatever you're using, you WILL get some pepper on your skin around your nostrils etc and it does burn a little bit.

-Just because you need to dump most of the pepper out of the container so you have lots of room to shake it, that doesn't mean you have to throw it away!

-You can absolutely find this sort of cheap ground black pepper at dollar stores and at Walmart for very, very cheap.

[weirdshmeer]

Sneezing on myself ;))

[coldfoamplease]

Thinking about denial in the style of

A: heH...HegTSC'HEW!

B: Are you sick?

A: snrff... Ndo, what are you talkig about?

B: Then why did you just sneeze?

A: Ah...heh...llerg..ih-ihies.

B: I heard you coughing earlier. How long have you been sick?

A: Ndot sick. Snrrff. Heh...hgTSC'HK!

B: Bless you. I'll get the tissues and the thermometer.

A: Ugh...snff...Thagk you...

[sorryaboutmynose]

Currently dreaming about a person slowly coming down with a nasty cold. Listening to their usual, polite little stifles get gradually wetter and less controllable before they inevitably pitch forward into an uncontrollable, unexpectedly messy explosion. Their poor fingers, thinking they were just there to contain another harmless (although quite powerful) stifle, finding themselves covered in spray. The desperate plucking of tissues out of a box and the first helpless, incredibly needed noseblow that completely fills them, confirming to them and everyone else in the room, that they have, indeed, caught a cold.