#egg-puns

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Joke of the day - EGGthusiasm

Joke of the day – EGGthusiasm

“The GrEGG EGGspectations by Charles Chickens http://www.pinterest.com

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Joke of the day - Fry day

Joke of the day – Fry day

“Benedict died last fry day. No, he wasn’t beaten. It was crack overdose. Ahh well, he’s now on the sunny side and in my a better plate.” http://www.pinterest.con

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I need support.

A yes man, someone to egg me on my ambitions,

And yet I look and there’s no one

Only me, egging myself on.

So I think “what is this, some kind of cruel yoke?”

It’s not your fault.

I’m the one with egg on my face.

I cracked under pressure with all these unhatched ideas.

This isn’t going over easy.

But once I unscramble my thoughts and beat the devil out of this problem I’ll spread my wings and fly this coup.

Just watch me, all these pieces are going to come back together again.

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Joke of the day - Fry day

Joke of the day – Fry day

“Ohmmmmlet it be.” http://www.pinterest.com

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Joke of the day - Eggscuse me!

Joke of the day – Eggscuse me!

Not today… I’m eggzosted! http://www.newbloggycat.com

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Joke of the day - Eggscuse me!

Joke of the day – Eggscuse me!

“Be eggtra careful, yolks!” Happy Fryday! http://www.newbloggycat.com

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Joke of the day - It’s no yolk!

Joke of the day – It’s no yolk!

“I’m CoEgg-19??? Are you positive? http://www.newbloggycat.com

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Joke of the day - Yolks

Joke of the day – Yolks

“I can’t think of any good yolks.” http://www.pinterest.com

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