#eggman posting

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sonic the hedgehog is honestly really problematic

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just got subway right and I asked for an egg on my sub and I guess she just looked at me and decided that would be cannibalism cause I did not get a fucking egg after saying twice

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It seems that people have noticed our escapades. Hello people.

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Gotta say, there isn't much more joy to be had than gaining several new followers and then immediately horny posting.

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Spreading cheeks like the plague.

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He's in the fucking!!!!!!!