Thicc Eggman with Left Nut

no cock tho I LOVE EGGMAN

[zooophagous]

Soyjack condiment containers in the antique mall.

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[spenspens-deactivated20251208]

sorry buddy i don't think you're the frightening one here

[right-ketchup]

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[left-mustard]

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[crestamorph]

[unaliver]

I'll unalive you

[hiveswap]

Unaliver it's okay to say kill

[unaliver]

No it's not on account of the spell the nefarious wizarder put on me

[nefariouswizarder]

heh heh heh….

[unaliver]

So it is you, wizarder. After all these years. My greatest nemesiser. Why did you do this to me wizarder

[nefariouswizarder]

unaliver, i simply made you who you are. who you always should have been. i, the wizarder, will wizard and you, the unaliver, will unalive. you could never be anything else

[unaliver]

But the two of us could have been something other than the sum of our parts, wizarder. And yet you choose to curse me, wizarder. Because you are scared of commitmenter

[nefariouswizarder]

maybe we could be something new…if there’a still a chance… i know i’ve done wrong but… i’d unalive to try again… with you, unaliver

[unaliver]

My lover......! ah, but no, i simply cannot trust one who would place a curse on me! I long to be in your arms but I simply cannot while I bear the mark of how we parter.

[nefariouswizarder]

i reverse my nefarious curse, even a nefarious wizard can change his robes…come unaliver, together we can be unalovers…

[unaliver]

Ah! Kill!! Kill!! Death!! It's so good to be able to user the common tongue anew....

Now that I have seen that you are serious about your love, I am willing to try and right our wrongs... For I admit i am not blameless in the matter of our squabble either.

[nefariouswizarder]

as you would say, my lover…

love winners…

[eggmans-left-nut]

if you can guess the owner of these sideblogs i will give you joint ownership of my nuts

[eggmans-left-nut]

Time to post on this day, THIS fucking day, for no reason in particular.

[eggmans-left-nut]

When Peenis comes to Poonis, shit goes Down.

[theodorechipmunk]

i cut off jeff bezoes cock clean. when i did, i found a smaller , balder, near hairless version of himself piloting his balls

[thickness-protection-program]

Who needs a parachute when you have ball sack skin

[stastnesova]

[thickness-protection-program]

Girls night!

[straightboyfriend2]

200000 likes and Snicker gets a big kiss and a treat

[shadow-von-vamp]

taking my break (going outside to play)

[eggmans-left-nut]

FUCK I used "Manor" instead of "Manner". Please strike me where I stand.

[eggsbenedictinurmom]

I have no idea what my brain thought it was doing when it made this

[eggsbenedictinurmom]

"Anything you can do, I can do better!"

Latest Tailstube got me inspired 😊

Very rare me actually rendering a drawing moment

Also bonus shitty doodle bc some of this song's insults are so in-character for them

[eggmans-left-nut]

This really makes you wonder what Eggman is doing right now.

[eggmans-right-nut]

just enjoy the art for what it is?? who the cuck needs stinkman in every post

[eggmans-left-nut]

My critique is reasonable and completely obtainable. The meaningful exclusion of Eggman should be punishable by death! And how dare you shape His name in such a crude manor.

>:(

[eggsbenedictinurmom]

"Anything you can do, I can do better!"

Latest Tailstube got me inspired 😊

Very rare me actually rendering a drawing moment

Also bonus shitty doodle bc some of this song's insults are so in-character for them

[eggmans-left-nut]

This really makes you wonder what Eggman is doing right now.

[teaboot]

Uh-oh, kiddo. Looks like someone needs to spend some time in the dysphoria shirt

[notravian]

drake dropped what

[eggmans-left-nut]

His pants?

[rainbowmagician1986]

why do people keep saying im a femboy or an egirl or a tgirl its not true >:((

[eggmans-right-nut]

[eggmans-left-nut]

I Concur, c c c c. C dn.

[eggmans-right-nut]

the fuck man

[eggmans-left-nut]

WhzttfhaTrRdSEErsysysHSSHHSHSHSHSH

[eggmans-right-nut]

did he sit on you again like what can i help?

[eggmans-left-nut]