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"Hrrm. Tell me; do you speak to everyone with such an over-the-top and violent tone? Even for an egg-centric genius like me it's hard to tell if you're joking-"
"Or if you seriously think you're intimidating anyone with such a ridiculous threat. Now that would be most amusing..."
"Testing, Testing, One two three... is my glorious voice being transmitted correctly? Peeerfect."
"Attention all those that are listening -- Yes, even you there, in the back with that mopey look on your face! I, Dr. Ivo Robotnik am offering a unique opportunity! " "I just need a little something from you all...Now don't worry, it's very simple; I'm sure even these knucklebrained numbskulls can manage atleast this much- - --ahem!! All I need you to do is 'like' this post. Yess, that's it. Oh, and sign this consent form while you're at it to join the ECTIN --- That's the Eggman Cyberspace Tumblr Intelligence Network !"
"Myes, 'Intelligence' - pah! As if there's ANY to be found here of all places..."
"That's all! Yes, really -- do NOT question me any further--!"
"I'll be in touch."
"Blasted...Now what am I going to do...Shadow leaked my nudes, and now the entire Eggman Empire is laughing at me...!"
"And now you've REALLY got egg-on-yo-face!"
"Oh, great...just what i needed; now Sonic's here, too..."
"SONIC'S HERE TOO--!?"
"What's that reaction for? Don't tell me -- you missed me? Awh, Eggman-- I totally missed you too~!"
"Missed kicking your butt, that is!"
Gulp.
[ - SIGNAL TERMINATED - ]
"All right! Now that egghead is distracted, I can bust this place up and shut this whole thing down! Not sure what Shadow did, but It's sure working!"
"What in the devil from the bible is going on here!? This blasted thing--- HOW can I not be signed in? I'm ALWAYS signed in! Why, I oughta---!!"
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"Metal has gotten really into music lately. I suppose it does make sense. He is meant to be another 'Sonic' , Modeled after years of my expert analysis...of course he would develop his own tastes, it's just..."
The doctor trails off..his voice is resigned and quiet. A change to how he usually is. "I don't hate it - per se - but i do wish he would channel his energy into something a little more...productive."
An audible sigh. In the background of this audio log, a song can be faintly heard coming from another room - muffled by the thick metal door between them.
"This... 'Has tune Miku' . . . a real character, by the sounds of it."
Faintly, the song comes to an end....and another begins.
"Urrghhhhhh..."
The Doctor sits at his chair, gleefully polishing off a plate of Eggs Benedict as he watches through his advanced camera systems the expansion and maintenance of his Android Army.
Then- out of no where - an alarm blares, confetti rains from the sky, and a chipper, familiar tune starts to play..
"What--!?" He bellows as he tumbles out of his chair in surprise. "What is the meaning of this!? Is it that Ridiculous Rodent!? Orbot- Cubot! Find the source of this infernally Infuriating melody and PUT A STOP TO IT--!!!"
His two 'trusted' robot companions search frantically around the room - looking under his chair, in the loose paper bin, under the desk-- essentially, no where useful. With an angry bellow, Robotnik slams his fists into his console - forcing a reboot and finally putting an end to the impromptu festivities.
"Can't you two Boltbrains do ANYTHING right! Ugh, just forget it! I'll do it myself! It's probably less effort!"
As his systems come back online he begins work on tracking and isolating the cause. He discovers that it was an automatic behaviour trigged by The Date...but why? How is there yet something he doesn't know about this place? Impossible!
Some more research was in order. Going through records of the area he had ...ahem...liberated and formed the core of his empire around.
"Ahh, I see. It seems the previous ruler of this area of Cyberspace has a birthday on this very day! How interesting...she must have encoded some kind of automatic celebratory response...hmm...to think that you can encode such things into the very environment...this is...this is...!"
He begins to laugh... He laughs loudly, the sound reverberating around the metal room - a hand slapped to his face at the sheer idiocy and ridiculousness of it all!
"Oh, what a shame! What a shame it is! That she's not even here to enjoy this insufferable surprise herself! Oohahahaha! Oh, that DOES make me laugh-- I must admit; her intellect is impressive to pull off such a feat, but that she used it for such a purpose only screams of her naïvete !! Dohohohoho!!"
The day continued on, Robotnik pre-emptively disabling the fireworks show that had scheduled itself for that very night - "As if I need any more disturbances - an egg centric genius such as myself needs his beauty sleep!" - and with that, it was now just like any other day...
The Eggman Empire - as homogenous and single minded as ever. There was no room for celebrations...that weren't about him.
