#eggnonymous

[fla-vored]

Hello, I am a sentient floating semipsychic egg that is here to fulfill my role as: a problem

Problem solved

[philicheesecake]

Hello there, thank you for eggjoying my harassment of a therapist

But egg is many

Egg is everywhere

And now

Egg is here =3

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Hey Safra!

Happy belated World Egg Day! I hope you had a great fried-day filled with many eggs!

Sincerely,

🥚eggnonymous🥚

I don't know how but this has been sitting in my inbox for like a month

I'm so sorry Eggnonymous, Happy belated belated World Egg Day to you!!!!

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Hey Safra!

The creaking/pitter-patter you hear in your ceiling is eggtually me! I eggpologize for being so loud!

Sincerely,

🥚eggnonymous🥚

Ah shoot I should’ve known.

Alright, stomp twice if you get hungry I got goldfish.

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Hey Safra!

Sorry for being a chicken and not sending many ask, lately I’ve been eggxtremely busy! Anyways, how are you?

Sincerely,

🥚eggnonymous🥚

Eggnonymous,

Thank you for your message! As always, I am happy to hear from you, no need to worry about the absence. I've been doing well, a bit busy too though. Hope you have been doing eggcellent, can't wait to hear from you again!

Love,

🍓 Safra Berries 🍓

[thefanciestborrower]

Hello, I am a sentient floating semipsychic egg that is here to fulfill my role as: a problem

Welcome to my mess of a blog egg, I too am a problem for many people so we have that in common

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Hey Safra!

Toblerone anonymous scares me. Eggcept they are my sibling so YOU should be scared.

Sincerely,

🥚eggnonymous🥚

This is so threatening and I am terrified

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Hey Safra!

I’ve made the eggecutive decision to do a face reveal!

Sincerely,

🥚eggnonymous🥚

You’re beautiful, Eggnonymous and I’m honored that you trust me in this way.

Love,

🍓 Safra Berries 🍓