#eggs rambles

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I was gonna say something else about the current stream, but watching the masquerade stream rn and I'm absolutely delighted by Shan being incredibly drunk. Her following up every statement with "I'll drink to that!" is killing me terribly. I've been trying to do my makeup for 30 mins while watching this but I keep tearing up from giggling and can't do my eyeliner cleanly oh my God.

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hit 100 (+5) followers YIPEEE

hi to everyone new, and also THANK YOU!!!! ILL DO MY BEST TO GIVE YOU FOOD!!!

it might just only be jazzprowl flavored...

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Watching Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein and I'm so sorry I have to pause and just be mad for a second. Does Victor not fucking understand what PPE is. Honey. Why are you wearing gloves if you're just gonna fucking touch your face to smear blood all over it. Just go bare handed at that point. Do you think there're for decoration?? To look cute??? To make managing things slightly more difficult for no reason??

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okay I just want to think about Miss Perumal interacting with Curtain. I had really wanted her to come with the others to the island in the finale simply so that I could see this interaction. It would be spectacular.

Curtain starts doing his speech about how he’s not sad and he’s not broken and Miss Perumal just gives him The Look and tells him to sit down. He is so intimidated and shocked that he complies. She delivers an epic lecture about treating people kindly and not attempting to take over the entire population via mind control. He’s just like stammering and interjecting shouts about how he’s so smart and strong and none of what she’s saying is true. He’s crossing his arms like a defiant child. 

Also all of this occurs after the moment where Miss Perumal initially arrives, walks straight up to Curtain, and just slaps him hard across the face for what he did to Reynie.

AU where Curtain doesn’t escape because Miss Perumal is outside the office while Benedict and Curtain are having their confrontation and she hears laughter and then the sound of Mr. Benedict falling onto the floor so she goes back in 

and then the scene is literally passed out Mr. Benedict, Curtain like opening the window so he can get into his helicopter with one leg outside already and a deer in the headlights expression, and Miss Perumal running over to him and pulling him back inside and all of what I said about the speech happens while Mr. Benedict is sleeping next to him so it’s like

Miss Perumal: how dare you! who raised you!! 

Curtain: ....

Benedict: [snores, twitches in his sleep]

Miss Perumal: oh and another thing–

then Mr. Benedict wakes up and they tie Curtain up and carry him off the island and he gets arrested probably but they visit him in prison and Miss Perumal refers him to a therapist 

also it goes without saying but SQ is adopted and given the respect he deserves

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and if i ask what clans you think jazzprowl would be in....??? (or do you keep your fixations separated??)

NO I LOVE MIXING MY FIXATIONS SO SO MUCH!!!!!

on one hand prowl on his own strikes me as such a windclan/shadowclan cat....he'd fit windclan i feel in terms of physique since i think hed be some lithe, hidden muscle little white and black windclan cat. the kind where like an enemy clan looks at him on battle, goes "lol hes so fuckin tiny hes not gonna do shit" and then finds themself flat on their back and his claws in their neck in like. 3 seconds flat because he drilled battle moves and tactics into himself. shadowclan maybe bcus of their reputation for shady tactics and using dirty moves (bcus prowl totally would and does), but i think windclan fits more honestly

for jazz....hmmm. also riverclan/shadowclan tbh. Shadowclan for the same reasons as Prowl, BUT. riverclan maaaaybbe a bit more? he strikes me as one of those short, thick-furred kind of cats and i could totally imagine him using water to sneak up on people or into places! yknow, as honorable warriors do (his only goal is making sure theres less enemies to hurt his clanmates thumbs up)

going off of lake territory, i think them being in 2 neighboring clans would be really funny. two of the most loyal people u know fall in love with a guy from the neighboring clan and are worryingly good at hiding this fact

so prowl is windclan, jazz is riverclan, and they both have dubious fighting methods and are in a crossclan relationship with eachother :]]]

BUT YEAH if it seems like i keep my fixation seperate its bcus a lot of the followers i have gotten so far are from transformers so uhhh i dont post my other art as much as i prob should!!!! i just kind of. Forget! BUT! im taking this ask as at least One (1) person being interested in seeing other things so perhaps ill post more of my other interests :]]

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I thought a little more about the constellations of the clans and stuff throughout the day and this is what I came up with! Just for shits and giggles btw Windclan: Elita - Leader, Prowl - Deputy I mainly base this on Earthspark Prowl being bff's with Elita xdd the windclan having more of the femme gang perhaps, Arcee for sure, Firestar etc. Basically is the Prowl Elita duo pretty strong. Windclan is not as strong in numbers, but in minds me thinks, thats why they get strong individuals

Riverclan: Chromia - Leader, Jazz - Debuty This is subject to change but i feel like none of the other "main characters" fit to be a Leader. Even UM is more of a SIC. I have TFOne Chromia in mind, she seemed pretty tough :D Also, if memory serves me right, the leader of the Riverclan had a relationship with someone of the Thunderclan. and that's why.. Thunderclan: OP - Leader, Ironhide/Ultra Magnus - Debuty ehehehe. Ultra Magnus would perhaps fit better as Debuty Shadowclan: Megatron - Leader, Starscream - Debuty Pretty obvious me thinks. I thought to involve Getaway or Mirage because of the Shadows and stuff but eh. Also we needed some Decepticons in here

that's all :D

HEHEHE YAY YAY YAY MORE TF BATTLE CATS YAY HOPS AROUND IN JOY GOING TO PUT MY THOUGHTS BELOW THE CUT SO NOT TO CLUTTER ANYONES DASH!!!

ouhg...windclan leader Elita is actually cooking i fear, esp with Deputy Prowl.....

we can put a bit more of ES prowl into him in the way that he has VERY good rapport and friendship with Elita and so far i think shes the only one who kind of believes him when he says his relationship with Jazz won't compromise his clan (shes seen him be VERY harsh on many of his clanmates in the name of keeping them all safe) ((also also consider.... Wreckers (mostly Arcee) being semi-mentored by Prowl at some point..) actually. on the topic of whos in WC: mostly a chunk of femmes, but also I feel Sunstreaker and Sideswipe can be in there too. as a treat :]

riverclan really is a damn pain to try and decide leaders for but i think Chromia could work too!!!

i also dont know much about her other than tfone so for now i like to think shes VERY competitive and she is always thinking about how to keep the most amount of territory, the strongest warriors, how to be the best. and Jazz is indulgent in this bcus he likes it when other clans hesitate when thinking about Riverclan weaknesses bcus Chromia runs a tight ship >:] however....Chromia would not be so lenient as Elita would be i feel, so Jazz for sure is sneaking out when he goes to Prowl. but he also doesnt deny it if confronted, really. he's just......discreet Chromia is a bit of a hypocrite to be unhappy with Jazz's relationship when she's been eyeing the same rusty red tom from Thunderclan for moons.....(ironhide)

THUNDERCLAN OPTIMUS IS A MUST I FEAR

he. is for sure Starclans favorite. as per usual for warrior cats LOL perhaps he has Ultra Magnus in the actual deputy role so Magnus will inherit the clan when Optimus passes (a wise decision, really, considering Magnus' extensive knowledge of the code and his still growing ability to choose when to be merciful and when to be firm) but i like to imagine OP would hold council with his senior warriors/elders frequently to get their thoughts on things, and Ironhide is kind of like an unofficial third in command of sorts i also find it amusing that Starclan loves OP bcus hes not like. a Prime in this. he's not chosen to lead his entire race to prosperity, hes one guy in charge of one clan and it probably pisses the other leaders off that Starclan has favorites LMAO otherwise Optimus is pretty standard thunderclan lead honestly, hes hopeful about cooperation hes firm about his borders and he really mostly spends his time tiredly fending off Shadowclans attempts at picking at their shared border

now....Shadowclan....

fr just the decepticons, with maybe a few others thrown in here and there i dont think there'd be too much with them other than Megs ALSO having a elder warrior council of sorts with shockwave, soundwave and some others OH but i do imagine that the Seekers (starscream and others who would be seekers normally) are mostly in SC but some of them are scattered through the other clans, mostly Windclan due to speed! i think its up to anyone tho who exactly is where however :P the BIGGEST thoughts i have for Shadowclan however...are Mirage and Thundercracker. not at the same time but similiar things. i feel like Mirage had, at some point, left TC for SC due to feeling prosecuted (perhaps he was a kittypet before) and then came back because he realized wow. those guys suck for THUNDERCRACKER, though...i think he sees how harsh and brutal Megatron leads the clan and really just doesnt like it. he doesnt like how hes only close with Starscream and Skywarp due to their blood relations, since everyone else really kind of looks only after themselves. trust is rare in Shadowclan if you arent part of Megs council group. so perhaps...thundercracker runs off to a diff clan eventually......:3c

I THINK THATS ALL MY THOUGHTS SO FAR, IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING MORE PLEASE. SHARE /NF I LOVE YAPPING

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pondering heavy armored prowl vs light armored prowl.....both...both are good

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i went to sleep and woke up to so many people WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM