#eggscellentflan

[apiscircensis]

ko-fi request, vincent valentine for @eggscellentflan

thank you so much 💖

(fun fact: i’ve never played a final fantasy game lmao)

[oswednesday]

I figured out how to become Best Friends on acnh (so it's easier to chat, invite each other over, etc) - you just need to open your gates for online play to all friends and then you get given a new app for friends list!

omg ill add you up when i open my gate then!

[redloftwingfeathers]

Oh Shit Beedle ISN’T a fairy, fairies have a diminutive stature; Beedle is merely Malo’s puppet which he created to do business in other timelines so he would be taken more seriously

@eggscellentflan Holy shit you’re onto something here

[cantankerouscatfish]

eggscellentflan replied to your photo “Bro put some sealant goop around the garage. accidentally trapped a...”

for a minute I thought I was looking at a really huge worm

eh. snakes are just worms with eyes and some bones.

[oswednesday]

Also can I be horny about pokemon for a bit bc god DAMN idk why something about the dudes in this game got me baaad (even with the fckin terrible writing at times) like the ladies are very Typically Attractive Sexy, I do love them even tho it's clearly male gaze design but. I just wanna be in a big gay pile of leon, raihan and piers hhnhhgg idk what's got into me but these men are made for me

um obviously this is a pro-horny about pkmn content zone, OMG LIKE this game has advanced dilf techknowledge like even in parts where the writing is just the worst its like hold on, hold on, wait a min, like whoever was doing stuff for rose im like, shaking, dfdfd omg there was tons of like Different sexy ladys this time so even though they were all like shallowly done, like making someone like melony be attractive to like the audience and not like a gross out fat joke is like, wow, advanced modern game design thanks,

 omg those are calibur boys, raihan being like a pouchy instragram model is sooo my crops are watered ect, and peirs has an interesting like way he moves like  ;’’’!!! and not really knowing if leon is as much of a himbo as he pretends to be is,,,tasty

[oswednesday]

Leon is a himbo and I am morosexual

its really a crime we dont get to see him in that shiny button suit jacket until post game

[oswednesday]

Weds I got you some lil presents from a convention I went to! Just some sticker sheets and stuff that made me think of you when I saw them, I'll send them off soon

omg what was the convention!! did you have fun? omgg,thats so incredibly thoughtful ; x ;!!! thank you!! ill keep my eyes and ears open on the mail!

[oswednesday]

eggscellentflan replied to your post “i think i should make a separate porno twitter but ive been reblogging...”

wait I don't think I have ur active account? I'm following premiergoth but there's nothing on there from the last year

;;has it really been a year;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; omg, sorry thats def going to happen again, but hopefully not as intensely! as you May know i have avpd and these things do Not feel as long as they actually are, it feels like a took a break like super recently sdfgh, im just prone to conniptions and quaratine myself whether i actually need to do that or not,,,is up for debate;;;but thats still my main! and i have calmed down and am Doing Stuff so omg ill get back to being active on it soon!!