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what would be like your ideal youxleon scenario?

IM literally writing a fic like right now currently about that omg

it’s just I am the protag of swsh but my own age not baby and leon is having a lot of sexy feelings about how good at pokemans I am I will POST A LINK when I’m done!!!!

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Onceler.....

w hat prompted this

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happy valentines day!!!

: O Thank you! Happy valentines day! <3

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Ya we have brown sugar it's used for like,,, baking

ok cool ty I just saw a post with something someone called brown sugar that looked very much like raw sugar and I was like wait… do americans just use white sugar for everything and call anything not white “brown sugar” but I’m glad that’s not the case bc raw sugar is the only acceptable kind for addition to teas and such

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M Y G E N D E R I S H

it honestly took me like a whole minute to realise this wasn’t “my genderish” which, I mean, I relate to, but not as much as I relate to my gender being H

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VINCENT VALENTINE, 1, 5 AND 6 (I'd say 1-8 but I don't want your brain to splode)

THANK U THANK U THANK U BLOWS U A KISS also too late I already prepared answers to ALL of them I thought that was how it worked oops

1: sexuality headcanonlike, grey-ace probs? imo he probably slept around a bit when he was younger like, tryna figure out what was up, wondering if he was broken and all that, and then fell head over heels for lucrecia and was like “welp”

2: otpme him and lucrecia obvs, they gotta get married so they can be ridiculous and overdramatic together for eternity (insert image of the wedding, it’s inside the crystal cave and lucrecia’s still in the fuckign giant rock but it has an oversized wedding dress around it, shelke is officiating the ceremony, yuffie is crying while stuffing her face with hors d'oeuvres)

3: brotpvincent and yuffie all the way their dynamic is the best even in dirge of cerberus when yuffie’s character gets kinda butchered I will never not love vincent the endlessly exasperated (like he has any right to talk) older brother figure and yuffie “terrible idea is my middle name” kisaragi

also nanaki in the sense of them still being buddies and checking up on each other periodically even like 500 years later

4: notpvincent/shelke… why…. stop…………………..

5: first headcanon that pops into my headvincent totally doesn’t actually have most of his extremities any more the metal glove and shoes are in fact robotic prosthetics that’s why he never takes them off it’d be a hassle since they’re all hooked up to nerves and shit (also his body in general is basically a huge mess of scar tissue and he may have bits where all the leather shit is in fact fused to him in place of skin a la edward scissorhands like u don’t come out of the shit that happened to him and just look fine and have all ur body parts intact ok hojo isn’t that nice)

6: one way in which I relate to this characterlook…,, if I were able to, I’d totally sleep in a coffin for decades and then backflip out of it when disturbed only to whine about how everything sucks and then get right back in the coffin

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this charactersome of the voice acting in dirge of cerberus tbh…. steve blum I love and appreciate u and it’s probs less ur fault than that of the script writers but there are some scenes where I just. why is this happening

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?cinnamon roll in the sense of being at heart a really Good and innocent and pure individual that has pretty much never done anything wrong ever but still also a problematic fav because he doesn’t know how to not be edgy and dramatic and over the top about everything

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its really stupid to think that having ADHD means youre dumb, i was diagnosed with it when i was in primary school, never grew out of it, and im currently on my way to a PHD in astrophysics

ikr like I mean “dumb” is even a bad word to use here but I’ve literally had a GP tell me, contrary to prior advice by an actual psychologist, that “I can’t have ADHD because I got decent grades in high school and was able to enter university” like without me even having a chance to properly explain myself or why I was concerned/having difficulty it’s just. I am so so tired and frustrated I cannot fucking get anywhere no matter what I try I just want someone who knows their shit to listen to me and then tell me what’s up

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Have your status bars broken?

they have they’ve been broken for months now OTL and I have yet to figure out why and fix them because that involves effort but I’ll get to it EVENTUALLY bc they look pretty