#eh plus

[hymnsandhearses]

Bonjour de Montréal. Pain et Cirque.

[kahtdraws]

POV it's 5AM. You haven't slept. Cody "Nightangel" Walsh is still explaining the plot of Devil May Cry. You will not sleep tonight.

[hymnsandhearses]

My Fellow Americans,

Tomorrow I leave for Montreal in service to our country. As you know, Canada has recently launched an aggressive and unprovoked assault on our nation (“Operation Smokescreen”). What appears as a vacation is actually a part of a larger counteroffensive. With my Minnesotan (aka Southern Ontario) roots, accent and knowledge of hockey, I was identified as perfect for this mission.

While deployed, my objective is to frustrate and distract our enemies by speaking a brutalized and broken version of French, order only vegetarian options not on the menu, and aggressively critique the artistic output of Alan Thicke, Celine Dion and other Canadian refugees. Is this mission dangerous? Yes. Am I proud to serve? Oui!!

[kahtdraws]

Always thought it was really interesting how you can’t sleep on a no mercy route.

[kahtdraws]

Artfight drawings from...last year? The name of the character and original designer is under the pics.  My artfight profile is here if you want links. Man, I really just said I’m going to work for 100 hours on art and then not upload anything, huh?

I wish I’d been able to do artfight this year...maybe next year.