Hymns&Hearses

Music. Art. Writing. Bi/pan. Leo. I used to be an old soul, but then the rest of me caught up. I can’t even see 18 in my rear view mirror (over 40). Mutual appreciation side blog @hai-kudos PSA: If you feel threatened by people who don’t look like you, pray like you, fuck like you, or generally conform to “you” then we won’t have much in common; but please help yourself to a complimentary mint and some informative pamphlets on your way out. 🏳️‍🌈

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Sorry for the slow responses, but…I’ve been a bit tied up lately.

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More attracted to your body of work than your work on your body. Art over abs. Always.

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A willing muse, a reluctant monarch

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Are you a sugar daddy?

I am more of a Sweet’n Low step daddy. I will send you a birthday card with $5 in it, but it will be a month late and I will likely misspell your name.

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Time to fucking take ICE out of “Minnesota nice”

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Went to a fun kink event last weekend. My friend did the makeup. This is the “suitable for public transportation” outerwear that hides the real fit.

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Some of my photos of Beck w/full orchestra at Red Rocks

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Very slooowly making my way back here. Very slooowly getting re-acclimated. So, I appreciate your patience if I am slooow to respond. But, slooow is kind of my thing 🦥

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Proof of life: don’t wander into the woods with photographers. They will ambush you without your consent.

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Zooming in on your selfie so I can read the titles on your bookshelf

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“Baby, I need my holes filled.”

*buys you earrings*

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Check, Check, Check…Is this thing on? Is anyone out there?!

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Not my president. Possibly no longer my country.

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Proof of Life: Texas Edition

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Proof of Life

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*current tumblr status*

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*current tumblr status*