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[drublaccthorn]

Max : Papa, how you cast a spell?

Magnus : you just follow the instructions

Max : which instructions?

Magnus : yeah, they’re the one

[screwzara]

I got 60 Tumblr notifications because of you 😳

Ehe 🤭

Me when I read all the lore at once:

[utopianvoices]

Those three stars stood for hoe, if that wasn't obvious.

i call u hoe more than i call u cura so... you should have written hoe ****

[indulgentarcher]

D ==> Update i’m pretty much certain 98% of Bigscar’s crew think i’m a demon because I don’t make footsteps and have been walking through walls this entire time because i don’t want to interrupt people standing in doorways and shit.

[arguably-an-alien]

I know how Jane could get rid of his little belly ^^ 

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

Benedict photobombing was the best part of the Oscars because I wasn't disappointed. 

[askbanealleybroker]

l8r g8r

F̡̡̻̗̰̼̰͖͙͚̽ͣUͦ͆͆͌ͩ̍҉͉̯C̿͒̿͏̧̻̰̦K̊ͦ̃ͤ̿ͪͤ̑҉̷̗̝̙Y̡̫̮͉͔̰͍̺ͤ̚͟O̲͔͖͈̐̌̔ͩ̔̉̐́Ů̡̼͔̮̙͒̃͌̂̑Ṟ̥̖̦̀̓̿ͭ͛͛̌͡Q̽̕҉̫Ũ̘̹ͫͮͤͦ̆͑͝Ȅ̢̞̬̟̳̌͗̽ͭ̓ͯ͡E̴̻̟͔̦̖̩̞̎͒͌͂̿́́͘Ņ̧̬͍̖̰̭̙̼̅̇̌͂̏̾̍̂:̴̡̝̭̳̋̈́͝ ̱̣ͯ̈̊ͬI̶̢̡̬͎̮̣͕̞̹̊̏̅tṭ̩̹͓͇͚͆͂̌ͣ̍ͧ̍͆̕͡ ̴̓ͧ̈͌͏͖̖͖͉̹̭̞ͅw̺̣͖̙̿̀ͯ͘͡aͦͮ͏̼̞͔s̮͙̺̘͗̇̏̌̒ͩ͌ͪ̅ ̜͖̓̅̓̎̄̒̆̒á͇̊̆̂ͥ̏ͯ͐̎̀l͔̙̲̬̱ͪͯ̾͊ͣ̈̎̋̚͘l̞̭̾̀̍̒̽̈ͣͥ̕ͅ ͈̳̳̰ͭ̏͗̅̅̑͘͡y̶̻͉̙͈̫̮͖̪̏̐̈ͬ̇ͧͪ̇ͅo̵̢̩͔̠ͬ̎̾u̝ͫ͡ṙ͓̹̯̼ ̲̲͈̩ͯ̔͊̋̀͗̓́ͅf̖̺͔̬̠̠̅̐ͦ͗̀a͎̩̪͆̓̑̄ư͚͕͕̯̦̺̳ͧ͑ͩl͓͙ͮ̐͂ͨͭţ͎̦̼͚̻̼̮̄͌͗ͧ̆́̚,̴̖̜̤̭̦̰̖̠͙̊̏̏̃ͫ͑͒ ̼̪̹͚̬̄͐A̔̏̇̑̎ͧ̂͑҉̶̱̘̙͎͜ņ̶̪͓͕̟͍̈́ͣ̃ͥͧ́̍d͒ͧ̌̈́̈͒ͥ̈̈́҉̛͖̝ͅͅr̟͖̺̹͇̰̤̜͋̋̀̂̿͢͝ͅa̷̠̗̹͔̬̽̌̐̆̿ͫͦ̚͜͠.̸̶̵̯̘͙̳̪̫̼̲͚̖̙̻͕͍̠͎͈͔̰̓̏ͧ́͆̏̈̓̍ͤ̿͘F̝͚͕̜̺̤̐̓̍̂̐̇̕͘͝Ụ̵͉̱̪̠͓̝̖̑̂ͩ͟C̪̩̝̟̘̘̻̳̄͛́̿́͡K͈̦̎́̒̅ͯ̐̊͘Ỵͦ̾ͪͯO̮̰̜̞̪̼͓̔̉ͥ̂̾̓͆ͩ̚͟Ú̵̩͇̼̥̮͉̺̪ͯ́̓ͯ̔̈͑̃͠͠R̶̭͓̲̍̆̅̒ͯ̽̕Q̯̞̞̭̹͕͍͖ͮͥ̀̓̾͟U̶̹̿̋̕ͅE̤̪̱͉̍ͪͣ͂͘̕ͅE̪̦̓̓̋ͩ͆͢͝Nͣ̃͑̊ͩ̈͏̹:̯̞̔ͪ̿ͥ́̅ͭ͞͝ ̻̥̗̣̼̮̼̃ͭͨ̄͆̉͒ͪ̓Â̻̗̺̫̌ͥͭͨͧ̄n̨͖̟̻̼̹͎̈́̒̑̏́̆̃ͥdͤ̇҉͏̦͖ ̧͚̙̺̗̬͖͎̰ͧ̎̓ͫ̓̃̍̏͝͝ͅI̸̛̲̻͙̻̱̎ ̲̬̤ͫ͂̅͗ͪ̍͡͡͠ṫ̝͙͎̻̭̣̻̙͌ͮ̐̋ͨ͆̀̕ẖ̟̦̜̦̞͛̏́ͤ̍̽̃͒̕͟a̴͋̌̍̌̓͏̷̙̮̤̘̱̦̥n̙̠̰͎̽͊̂̊ḵ͉̦͑̄͝ ̡̼͙̬͎̙͍̱͉̂̍͐͊ͮ͠y̧̪̙͚̭̦͛̓ͨ̑̀͜ǒ̴͙̬̦́ͯ͌͌̎̽͠u̵͖̞̘̪̼̥͐̈ͣ ̺̜̂̃͛̃͊͜͞f͙̞̬̹̲̺͖̼̲̑̎̿́̐o̖̺͕̝̻̼̱ͫ̓̋̓ͩ̓͘ͅr͇̺̹͍̰̟̱̫͌̎́ ͚̝̝̦̘͍̮͗ͩ̇ȉ̸̺͇̯ͮ͑ͦ̍̆͆͌̑t̢̮̳̺̼͓̩͔ͯ͋ͣ͢.̤̟̟ͪ͑ͩͫͮ̓̾͆͝ ̧̫̹͇̝̞͇̭͉̼͛̄H̻̜ͯ̌̈͘͠o͐̇͝҉͈̘̞͍̠̺w̛͚͎͚̗̙͌ ̪̱̬̥̥̪̾͛̓̆̂͌̐͜w̶̙̙͚͈̽ͪ̃͂ͧ̀͢o̳̠̜̬̝̦̙ͦͮͬ͆̇ͫ̑̀́u̻̰̲̺͖̟͖̳̅̍̌͒́͝l͔̟̠̪ͮ̌͡d͉͖̖͔͒̃ ̷ͤͭ̽͆ͮͫ͏̲̝͍I̩͗́̌̈́ ̵͙̫͕̅͡b̢̟̱̬͙̆̏̽̇̚ė̡̝̪̖̬͌̈́̓ͯ̈ͬ ̧ͮͫ̏͏̷̘̦ȃ̵̧̻̰̟̟̮̞̮ͦ̒ͥ̌̄̉ͧ̈b̧̲͇̫̤̱̰͂̍̏ͦͨͭ̑ḽ̨̰̺̥͉̍͘e̘͙͕̾ͤ̿̓̉͑ͩ̂́ͅ ̺̺̣̩̖̙̼̩ͫt͍̦̂̿̈̿͆o̡̪̝̙̭ͮͩ̂̃́̕ ̙̭̻̯̦̩͍͎ͣ̈́b̴͍̬̰̟̝̗̹͒ͤͯ̉̄r̴̢͇̰͋i͐̓ͤͩ̄҉̭̺̼͕̼̟́͠n̞̫̯̯̰̊ͨ̀ğ͔̪̬̖͈̣̻͖̓͞ ̡͙̘̩̳ͩ̉̚͟m̟͉̙̼̻̼͋ͨ̏̊ͫ̍̂͞y̮̮͚͙̲̗̭͐͟ ͍͍͇ͫ͢lͦͥ̓̏̽̿ͬ̾ͪ҉̯̟̖̺̠͍̞̫̺i̛͚̻̲̱̖͎̓ͫ͗͋̾̐̌ͤ͢f̷͉̱͍̻͇̖͕̳̃̆ͤ̾͆̆̍́e͐ͨ̃͏̞̲̻̦̳̙,̝̖̖͙̻̻ͤͦ̕ ̛̙̦͙̘ͫ͌͌͂ͧ͌ͥm͉̹͊ͭ̽͌͗̒͋ͭ̕͘ÿ̶̤̠̱ͪ̊ͨ̓̎͌̋͒ ͕͇͖ͭ͆ͦͬ̽̈́͌͜j̯͒ͤ̕o͈̣͙͉͔͕̬̫̓͗ͪ̿̿y̡̭̝͎̜̥͖̍͆̅͐,̷̬̪̝̄ͮͨ̍̍̄ͪͭ͞ ̵͔̲͖͚͍̞̄̍ͪ̆ͦ̐ͧ̑̈͡͠ḿ̨̠̲ͣ̉y̗͈͕͕̑̏̆̀̒̈́̏͞.̶̬̞̻̝̗̥̞͎̈́͗͠ͅ.͍͇̼̯̝̑͂̃͛̍̈͞ͅ.̘̫̹̓͊ͤ͞ ̥̭̼͐͢͠ͅh͈̫͓͊̓̄ͬͨͭ̚ò̍ͩ̀͏̱̫̝̳̼̥̯͠r̰̯̟ͦ͗ͯ͒ͧ̂r̷̩͎̮̦ͩ̀̈́͌̀o̜̤͗͑̀ͪ͗ͦ̚͟ṛ͕̩̻̺͔̂̿͊ͯ̌ͅ ̤͙̖͉͔̙̠̪̝̎̉ͮͯ̄̔ͪ͞ţ̵̰̗͑̏̽̋̾ͦ̉̌͊oͥͫ̀͊͐̚҉̝̳͈̻̱͍̰ ̸̥͈̖͓͇̙̩̐͒ͣt͔͖̰ͪ̔̊̔̾͛ͮ̌̉h̖̰̬̜̻͆̾ͩ̈́ͤͫͦ́́͠ḯ̷̵̡̥̉ͬ̈́̇s̢̞̞͉̩̹͈ͩ̎̇ͩ̓͟ͅ ̬̱̫͒̈̐̚͜ẁ̡̨̦̼͚͉͎̼͙̳͙̑́̀ǫ͇̼̞͈̜̥̺̻ͪ͒ͭ̾r̶̪̘͙̟ͨͣͤ̀l̞̲̙̇̒̍́ͧ̓ͭd̺̹̀͊̂̅̕ ̵͕̜͇̤̊ͥ͆͆̋́͟ẇ͇̤͙̖͈̣̒̽ͦ̒̎̾ͅi̟̜̻̩̖͎̯̔t̴̳̲̻̤̤ͥ̒ẖ̛̳̺̟̖̰̹̳̯ͪ͒̅͌̑o̸̙̦̦̅̓ͪ̈́ͪ̑͑̈̐ų̶̩̳͈̞̩̺̘͎̥͂̉ͭ̽̎̅t͑̃̑̽̈́҉̜̮̞̲͝ ̷̠̜̞̮̰̌̊ͣ̆͛̒̌̚y͆ͪ̋̃̀ͬ́͋̆̀͞҉͎̰̺͈ȯ̺̗̯̜͍ͬͩ̏̊̎͟ͅu͉̫̬͈̖̲͂͝ŕ̢̛̖̻̬̭̯͖̆̔ͮ̋̓ ̨̳͇̹̙̗̈́͒̈́ͥ̂̾̕͢ȟ̽͗ͬ̓̐ͧ̚͏̭̣̞̝̩̰͍̘ͅe̬͈̙̦̟͙̝̝̾ͨ̃ͧͪ̚̕l̼̦͓̩͉̝̤͖̩ͥͮ͌ͮ́p̶͔̠̼̏̏̈́̆̈̀̎ͅ?̷̱̰͓̯̟͓̗̜̂͗͒͛̄̈́̚

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F̫̩͈̟̻̗̩͋ͣͯŨ̡͔̖̬͓̭͆ͮ̈̓ͯ́̅C̩̟̱̜̠͇̝̃͆ͯ̏͂̇͘͟͞ͅK̷̫̹͉̍͐̉̑ͮͬ͗̿͟ͅY̲̺͔̓̆͜O̯̮̙̱̼̳͗͋ͨ̐ͫ͂͗Ų̴̢̦͔̓̌͋ͧͪ̎͗̒̚R̶ͨ̓ͦ̔̉̽̾҉̤͍̞Q̣̤͔̫̮̺̝̑̋ͧ̾ͤU͎̖ͮE̖̩̬̻̦̮͖̓ͧͭͪ͐ͬȨ̰͎͍̳͍̣̞͇̩ͯ̿͂ͧ͗N͖̯͈ͨ̽̄̂ͧ̍̆ͯ:͋͛̒ͦ̔̅́͢҉̺̮ ͈̗̺̼͇̹͎̱ͦ̔̽J̗͖͖̫̬̻͔̦̀̂̓ͫ̋̽̕o̘̗̳͔ͩ̈́ͬ͟͡i̋̽ͣͯ̃̈́͒͏͖͔̬̳̝͚̜̖͜n̦̠̥̺͙͐̿͊̆͗͛͠ ̶̶̴͓̅m̞̞̩̘̥͑̅ͩ͂̽͢͠ḙ̗͚͎̽ͨ̄ͫͧ̏.̨̻̤̪̉̆̒̔̀ ͖̲͓̹͓̥͖̝̊̒̈́ͩŸ̶͚̪̍ͩ̎ͧ̆ͪo͇̼̟͎̜̿̓ͥͣų̡̱͖͉̬̖͚̠͖̮͐ͦ̚’̛͈̲̮̲͈͐̈́ͨ͂ͫ̎͗̓̅́ď̸͖͉̥̠̺́̑͒̽ͤ͞͠ ́ͯ͌ͧ́҉̨͎͚̯͔͚b̩̮̺̬̼̄͌ͯ̍̿̚e̷͕̱̖̩̻̓̽͊ͦ͊̑̓̚ ̠̪̻͓̦͂̓ͫͫͬͥ̉̂́́ḅ̙̥̰̬͈̲̘̅̆ͯ̒ͫ͒̚͢͞ȩ̸̠̲͕̝̠͂̀̏̌̓͗̉͊ͩͅa̤̳͈̠̘̰͉̔̿͗̏û͉͈͇̓̀̎̃̓̕t̷͔̺̝͙̮͑ͨͦ͋̊͌i̶̥̯̒̄͆̎ͧ́͒̎f͓̻̹̦̗̝̺̻ͦ̽ͩ̂̍̐͜͠ŭ͗҉̩̣̠͓͓̱l͍̣̳͕͐͂̀ ͙̻̱̃̄̃ͭ̒̏ͅf̵̢̮̙̦̝̬ͫ̈͂͗̍̋ͭ͑o̧̠̥̯̦̯̮̭̩ͦͬ̀ͪͪ͗̌̿̊r̻̱̍̍̿͟ͅë̥̲̲́̈́̂́v͛ͥ҉̛̠̜́e̘̜͉̤̤̠̅ͫr̭̟̳̱͆͆̍̀.̥̯̖͔̥̃

MoneyHoney has blocked F̹̈́ͩ̇̓͐͆̕͟U̵̜̱̣̳̦̜͋̃̀͐͆ͯ͘C̴͋ͪ̋̓̐̋̾͠҉͚͖̘K̵̦̺̳͔ͩ̎ͮͅY̖̜͕̭͕͋̇ͨ̄̑̈́͞O̫̥͔̜͇̬͓̔̊͊́͐͗͟U̧̦͓͓̰̤͚̫̞̽̅̄ͮ̉̓ͭR̺̪̞̦̯ͪͯQ͛ͮ͆̏ͬ̊́͡͏̳͈͎̳ͅU̫̣̤͛ͥ̒̆ͩ͒ͤ͡E͚͔̠̝̯̻ͧ͐͗̕ͅÉ̼̗̥͎̙̝̙̜̿͋ͭͥ̽̀͝Ň͙͔̪̫͍̘̗̽̎͠

[beposbutt]

*wink wonk wink wink wonk* ;T T;

oh why HELLO there anon