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[screwzara]

Ultimate Masterpost

|| Stuff:

• BLOG UPDATE

• Nickname(s):.... Joey, Duckling, Tadpole, Screw, Zar, Scry, Aderum

• Sona Reference + Meet The Artist (standalone) [Latest]

|| Side Blogs:

• @aderum [Old] [New] ← alt. acc

• @vereneche ← writing alt. acc

• @a-tale-of-the-heart-shenanigans ← og story blog

• @determined-n-just-au

• @mm-strife-stricken

• @pirne-blog

|| Main Content:

• OC Masterlist: Here

• AU Masterpost: Here

• Encased In Fragility on Webtoon

|| Youtube || Insta || AO3 ||

|| Other Links:

• My Buddies: Here

• Other Socials: Here

• Reminder List: Here

• Various Q/A(s): Here

[chryza]

Me when I see the word beaʃte

In my head: ah! The archaic form of the letter s! Being a casual scholar of linguistics myself I am well aware that though it resembles the letter f in modern typography in fact it is phonetically identical to s! How foolish it would be to stumble into such a simple lexiconical pitfall!

Me aloud to myself every time: beeft

[permanenteclipse]

[transientsatellite]

Sequel

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[screwzara]

A Tale of the Heart

|| Animation Test ||

UGHHH was trying to figure out render animation and then found out that ffmpeg is not compatible with Android so ig I'll die inside

Anyways so i edited the screen recording of the animation! Enjoy this animation of my OCs :D

[soundlessdragon]

Mansplain: men assuming they know more than a woman about everything with less than the bare minimum effort of research, trying to look smarter than you

Hot nerd husband infodump: he actually has put years of free time research into his interests and lights up like a firefly of joy to share his knowledge when someone has a question

[trentreznorsbutthole]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[dragon-in-a-fez]

am I doing this right

[totally-cis-offical]

Important tags

[bsee3v]

the king of nonchalance is chalanting

[charlesoberonn]

Introducing: The Tier Matrix!

For when a 1-dimensional tier list doesn't suffice

[charlesoberonn]

Inverted version for those who prefer it go from top-to-bottom

[the-haiku-bot]

Inverted version

for those who prefer it go

from top-to-bottom

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tj-crochets]

My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”  And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

[tj-crochets]

Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½

[tj-crochets]

I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!”  So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is

[tj-crochets]

Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone

[tj-crochets]

Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!

[tj-crochets]

An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month

[tj-crochets]

Happy pride month!!

[wordfather]

[freeze frame] yeah thats me. you're probably wondering how i got here. me too. i dont remember anything ever so i need to see this as much as you do [unfreeze frame]

[gumy-shark]

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”

[gumy-shark]

jasper you don’t get to get away with this that easily.

new ask game: what’s the character archetype that makes you go “of course you would say that” when i post about it?

[catchymemes]

[makahitaki]

[aquilacalvitium]

[baked-fish]

I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude

[hunbunqueen]

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

[baked-fish]

Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?

[unyieldingsilence]

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[fuzzy-oooze]

There's this really obscure forgotten DC hero named the Heckler, who's basically buggs bunny as a superhero, not having any powers or physically strong, but just really good at pissing people off until they accidentally deal with themselves.

Now they're interesting, but the REAL star of the show is one of his villains, John Doe the Generic Man, who's this guy in a stark white suit with flat pink unshaded, untextured skin with no features or anything who talks like chatGPT and has black text over his face that explains what he's feeling at the moment. That guy is fucking fascinating.

[mightym52]

I first heard about this guy from the "League of regrettable superheroes" Books, (The supervillain one, obviously) and He stuck with me because its such an interesting concept. not only is HE generic, but he has the power to make anything he TOUCHES generic too. I never actually got to experience his whole deal as an actual character, since this was just an info book that tells you about the character, so seeing these panels it really cool.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[lostsometime]

ok sorry to double reblog BUT I just looked him up and he does these fantastic videos where he breaks down HOW he actually mimics the other artists’ styles. Like for ed Sheeran, he explains how he brings his voice forward in the mouth, while Adam Levine sings in the back of the mouth, stuff like that. It’s SO COOL, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone actually break down how to do this sort of thing, as a skill, instead of just treating it like a neat trick they just happen to be good at. https://www.tiktok.com/@justinjmooremusic

Check him out he’s so cool

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

still thinking about this youtube comment i screenshotted ages ago