In Which Team 8 Goes Full Petty On Kisame
My account had some problems, and now I have to repost everything. Apologies to you writer168, enjoy the weird tags.
This started as a joke, then it expanded.
But a little omake for you @writer168.
Kisame and Sakura have a reunion, but she won’t forgive him for all the shit that she was put through, but he is still her father and she missed him, so she doesn’t hate him, but she has issues with him.
In the awkwardness that is a shinobi trying to understand their own emotions; Sakura instead decides to pull a Kakashi and not deal with it, or talk through her issues.
No. Instead, she goes full-on petty.
The fact that the rest of the team just helps and enables her is not important.
They find a way to get the song ‘Baby Shark’ to play at random points around him, no matter what he is doing.
~cutting down hunter-nin. Sudden 'Baby Shark’ song blasting from somewhere
~Finally cornered Naruto. 'Baby Shark’ starts, killing all intimidation he has.
~Extracting a tailed beast. Song starts and he screams.
(Nagito and Konan will never admit it but they both find the whole thing hilarious. They help sometimes.)
~Drinking in a bar. Song starts blasting, he proceeds to destroy the entire bar in a fit of annoyance filled rage. Team 8 is watching from a rooftop laughing.
~1:27 AM. 'Baby Shark’ Alarm wakes him up. He screams into the void asking 'Why? Why him?’
Sakura answers him, “Because I am a petty and spiteful bitch. I learned that from you.”
“Please, stop. I am begging you. I can’t take it anymore. PLEASE.” he begs.
Sakura just smiles vindictively and walks away saying nothing. Kisame yelling after her to answer him.
She stops, but the minute the first beat of that song is heard or the words 'baby shark’ or 'daddy shark’ are said, Kisame will violently flinch. If the song actually starts playing, he will curl into a ball and apologize while rocking back in forth.
Team 8 gave Sakura’s father PTSD from a children’s song.
Madara is almost impressed.
Obito is impressed.
Even though he is already dead, the Third Hokage fears them.