Hatanaka: When lunch was about to end,
Enoki: An unfamiliar lady came in
Lounsbery: We whisper amongst each other, exchange glances -
Yashiro: Have your menu, and a blanket
Hatanaka/Lounsbery: So the coat you were using as an umbrella fluttered and flew away
Yashiro/Enoki: And right before our eyes, your water glass drops down on you
All: Come on at my cafe more, I want to make you smile
And make you forget the bad things in daily life
It's okay to be selfish right now,
Anything you wish for, I'll make it come true somehow.
Lounsbery: You watch curiously, marveling at the
Enoki: Poisonous mushrooms standing on top of your pasta.
Hatanaka: Looks fresh, isn't it? That's today's recommended -- WHOOPS!!
Yashiro: A waiter's bone gets added in.
Hatanaka/Yashiro: The apprentice's fingers are transparent and he can't pick up the bone,
Enoki/Lounsbery: The chef covered in bandages is smiling, the one covered in scars stands quietly
All: Come on at my heart, I faithfully promise
That I'll definitely take care of you
I have faith in my service, this place is rated 3 stars
My heart overflows when I see such happy smiles
Hatanaka: You seem nervous, looking around so much,
Lounsbery: Hey, what's the matter?
Yashiro: Approaching you slowly, looking at you intensely,
Enoki: I wonder if your stomach’s already full?
Yashiro: I'm glad I got to meet you,
I want to serve you more, though
All: As an apology for messing around,
We'll make you a cake next time, ok?
Come on at my cafe more, I want to make you smile
I made you forget the bad things in daily life, didn't I?
You say "I'll come again," and smile,
I wave goodbye until your figure disappears - let's meet again!
Chiba: To the midnight feast,
Masuyama: I welcome you, my lady.
Nogami: Where might you be going?
Kousaka: There’s nothing to be afraid of.
Nogami/Kousaka: The screams of the dead are BGM
As the spirits play “trick or treat”
Masuyama/Chiba: If you’re lost, we’ll give you snacks
As the tables sway suspiciously
All: Mystic secret, come, come, hurry up
You'll get bewitched if you won't eat up, don'tcha know?
What kind of intentions lie within these deep red lips?
The curiosity in your eyes is brighter than fear.
Masuyama: Curses or poisons or magic,
Nogami: There's none of that in there.
Kousaka: Doesn't it look delicious? Won't you have a taste,
Chiba: And put it in your mouth?
Masuyama/Chiba: The moment you gulp it all down, your entire body
Screams out "trick or treat".
Nogami/Kousaka: It's better if you don't know,
Because once you open the door of secrets, you can never go back.
All: Mystic secret, hurry up if you want it,
The secret behind your return gift
What kind of emotions lie in front of those trembling eyelashes?
The moon peeks down on us, from between the clouds coiling around it
Chiba: Won't you give me some of your secrets?
Masuyama: One, two, or three would suffice
Nogami: Won't you give me some of your troubles?
Kousaka: Every last one of them--
All: Mystic secret, let's talk it out, and I'll solve it for you
So give thanks for this solving magic
Mystic secret, come, come, hurry up,
In that moment before your tears fell,
What kind of intentions lay within those deep red lips?
There's no need to worry tonight, just sleep deeply,
Fall asleep, good night.
???: “Good night.”
my translation index
AHHHH HAAHAHAHAAHAH THANK GOD IT’S FINISHED WHEW
i normally wouldn’t mix my shitposts (the ppt) to my more, uhh, serious TLs (the song lyrics), but they’re about the same thing so i figured, ehh, why not do it this way instead
actually before this i! was supposed!!! to do my actual intro TO 8P AS A SEIYUU SHOW PPT FIRST, so...yeah. yeah, for now this is just relating to their characters within the skit
i bought the tracks through amazon japan so on the off chance anyone is interested and wants to buy from there, hmu on twitter!
AS USUAL, these aren’t 100% accurate, i went more for substance over form so yeah this ain’t word for word guys
i kept translating “Come on a my cafe” as “Come on at my cafe” cuz i srsly believe that’s what it was supposed to be and no, frontier works, no amount of atsuko leggy can make me change my mind
thanks for reading!!! please do not redistribute these translations anywhere!!!!
Not exactly QUELL, but Nogami Sho (seiyuu of Ichiru) is part of young seiyuu unit 8P and they recently did a crossdress project to surprise Yashiro Taku ww
Nogami’s in the beige cardigan (”I do like beige...”)
