M.P. 008
Me : Its a switch blade. Its useful for my practicals because god forbid it be better to cut something with a sturdy knife than a machete. Dad : Its a weapon. Your would be carrying a recognized weapon. Me : It would be concealed like everything else in my pockets. Dad : That's not any better. Besides if you got into a fight with this it would be like handing them a knife. Mom : I just don't like you having weapons. Me : I have two machetes, a recurve bow, an axe and modified throwing darts. For a sixteen year old I'm pretty well fucking armed. Dad : Watch your language. Me : You suggested getting something to defend myself when on my way from classes and wouldn't buy me mace or a taser. plus i bought this with my own money so bugger off.
*grabs knife and storms out of room *
Hellious : You know none of that happened right.
Me : It works better this way. At least...
Sinkey : Before you comment please remember that i can literally replay throug all your actual memories.
Me : Fine that’s not what happened.
Ramathal : Yes. You standing still almost wetting yourself as your old man waves around the knife your gf gave you while spouting unintelligent christian dribble is definitely different from having any semblance of a spine.