#eilhvile

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Sheala: What are you doing here?

Philippa: Oh, just the lord's work.

Sheala: But you're Satan.

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Sheala [to Philippa]: The only straight thing you're gonna do is that you're gonna go straight to hell.

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Sheala: Hello, Philippa. Make anyone cry today?

Philippa: Sadly, no. But it's only noon.

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Philippa: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Sheala: Is that a picture of you?

Philippa: I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Philippa: Gods, it's so hot in here...

Sheala: I know, but why are you taking off my dress?

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Philippa: We both look really beautiful tonight.

Sheala: You know, if you'd just said that I looked beautiful I would have said, "so do you."

Philippa: I couldn't take that chance.