#source: himym

[incorrect-night-world-quotes]

James: What are you doing here?

Ash: Oh, just the Lord's work.

James: But you're Satan.

[erith-rkive]

There was a time before my husband & I started dating that I concluded that I’m just the girl a guy I talk/date meet before they meet the one for them.

There was one guy I dated after college, didn’t work out, got a new girlfriend and married her after a couple of years.

This one guy I used to talk to everyday for a couple of months, he was stuck up on this girl who never took him seriously, she found out we were talking and poof! They have a child together now lol

There’s this guy I briefly dated during my early 20s, it was a nice relationship but we didn’t have time, called it quits and after a couple of months, he met the one he married.

It was bittersweet during that time but I’m actually relieved I didn’t end up wasting more of my time and they found their own fate

Now, thinking about it… I’m just glad.

I’m glad cause I am where I’m supposed to be.

My heart is at peace, I always feel secured and reassured.

It is all worth it. Everything really happened for a reason.

Like the song goes, “God blessed the broken road that led me straight to you”

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[high-onhappiness]

Saw someone with a yellow umbrella today and it reminded me of himym ( I have noone to talk to about this)

[hitchell-mope]

Haley: Listen to me. Sal Turner is many things. Friend. Confidante. Occasional guest star in some confusing dreams that remind me a woman's sexuality is a moving target.

Luke: but?

Haley:....I don’t know.

Luke: okay.

[blitzzzzing]

HIMYM THEORIES/RULES

As a fan of How I Met Your Mother, I’ve taken note of most of their theories and rules.

NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS AFTER 2AM “After 2AM, just sleep—decisions made then are usually bad.” My take: I relate. I used to get overly emotional late at night—oversharing, drinking, even picking fights.

THE MERMAID THEORY Someone you’re not attracted to can become attractive over time. My take: Makes sense—closeness builds feelings, but it can also mean weak boundaries.

HOT/CRAZY SCALE The “crazier” someone is, the more “hotness” people expect to balance it. My take: Not a fan—being “crazy” is something to work on, not justify.

THE PLATINUM RULE Don’t date people you see daily (coworkers, classmates, roommates). My take: I follow this—moving on is harder when you still see them.

THE LOBSTER SITUATION You want something more because you can’t have it—but it’s often disappointing once you do. My take: Very real—people tend to chase what’s forbidden or unavailable. I think it's somehow related to the scarcity effect (rare = more valuable), and dopamine-driven anticipation—we get more excitement from wanting than actually having.

THE DOBLER–DAHMER THEORY Romantic gestures are sweet if mutual ("Dobler"), creepy if not ("Dahmer"). My take: Mutual feelings matter before making a move.

THE HOOK THEORY One person keeps you for attention ("Hooker"); the other hopes it becomes real ("Hooked"). My take: I’ve been both—don’t use people for validation or wait on “maybe.”

What about you guys—what are your thoughts on these? Which ones do you relate to the most?

(Continue reading about the HIMYM Theories and Rules HERE)

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Ash: (Through a microphone in Delos’s ear) Ask her something!

Delos: How are you feeling today?

Maggie: Fine.

Ash: Something personal!

Delos: At what age did you first get your period?

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Daphne: How are you going to feel when Quinn sees you without any makeup?

Rashel: I'm not wearing makeup right now.

Daphne: Holy crap, you're beautiful!

[whichgreathousewouldtheybepartof]

Carlos from How I met your mother

If Carlos (How I Met Your Mother) was in Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire, which Great House of Westeros would they be part of or at least the most affiliated with?

House Targaryen

House Stark

House Lannister

House Baratheon

House Greyjoy

House Tully

House Arryn

House Martell

House Tyrell

Voting ended onMar 17

Ways to approach the poll if the character isn’t a royal:

If you think they’d be from a smaller house, go with the Great House that that smaller house is sworn to (ex: House Manderly —> vote Stark)

They don’t have to be a nobleperson, they can be someone working for the house or being ruled by them. Roles could be a sworn-sword, a septa, a butcher, a blacksmith, or even a lowly peasant.

You can consider the region itself. For example, if you feel the character would be from Dorne, pick House Martell.

You can consider the personality of the character. For example, if your character is all about honor, then consider either House Arryn or House Stark.

Last, but not least, be creative with it! For example, there was a comment I read that the character who was the subject of the poll would be pulling a Littlefinger, so they went with either Lannister or Tyrell as that would be that character’s target houses.