#eirwin

[dragxnblxxdfr]

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[indulgentarcher]

Things my toddler has done:

Eat a raw butter stick like a heathen

Insisted she is a dragon, and absolutely HAS to wear the costume at every waking and unwaking hour

Jumped off a counter and onto the dog giving both me and him a fuckimg heart attack.

Used same dog as her own personal stepstool- hes a big sturdy boy so hes fine but I did lecture her on that.

After said lecture she spent her 15 minutes of internet time looking up dog behavior

She proceeded jump on all fours like a dog. He fucking loved it.

When i wasnt quick enough with taking her older sister to get a haircut decided "I help" with safety scissors Said older sister got down for her. Ok you win she gets the pixie cut! Just stop!!

Told me my time out was "Tyranical" and wouldn't tell me where she learned that word even.