#eko writes

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i mean i headcanon damien as smelling nice and stuff (probably mainly cheesecake) but i do believe he must have used cologne but didn't use it as overbearing as axe is. fresh, clean smells. like....fresh air, caramel, magnolia flowers (they smell amazing and i miss the ones that were around my old home), aftershave, and you know how you can smell paper sometimes? that too

[seraphm00n]

damien as a very fluffy norwegian forest cat

super friendly cat

bright blue eyes

loves you lots

purrs loud and nicely

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Demon Bim Headcanons

Yeah it's late leave me alone cause these would not leave me alone

@damien-iplier @forgottenbehindtheinternet @the-asexual-reaper @slim-jims @diamondhubstuff @onetiredowl @pleaseletthisjimbetaken (i am so sorry nancy i forgot you a ck)

Long post kinda sorta by the way sorry

* Same charming Bim we all know, but...obviously someone is going to be curious about what he possibly does in free time, why he has those strange red spots on his shirt sometimes, but he always makes excuses.

* Always comes up with a pretty convincing lie as to why his clothes are ripped, what that weird stain on his shirt is, why he was out so late, why he was missing for a day. Best lies. And no one would ever know.

* He's almost been caught feeding a few times and it made him incredibly anxious to where he stayed low for a while, not allowing those senses to come forth in case anyone knew.

* Bim hasn't told any of the other egos, he hasn't felt the need to. But feels as if Dark might know, or even Host.

* In his free time when he's alone, he tends to let his eye color change, for some of those instincts to come out of him and, well, have some fresh air out the false skin he's trapped under. Has to keep that good-looking self up a lot, it's tiring.

* Takes special care of his human appearance, he knows that if anything he needs to not let anything slip and has to try and act as "humanely" as possible to avoid suspicion. And he's pretty good at it, isn't he? We haven't noticed a thing.

* Uses that extra demon charm to get what he wants, whether it be a thing or person.

* His teeth are sharp, but he's able to hide them well from practicing his smile so much, and maybe using a small illusion to cause people to not notice at all.

* Cheeks can split open to make his mouth bigger to gobble down prey faster and easier, but you would never see the slits in his cheeks, even under a magnifying glass.

* Fingers split open to reveal long, sharp claws underneath. Hands too. As in, his skin literally splits and melts off, his bones reforming into clawed hands. He enjoys it a lot.

* Wings maybe are big and a deep black color. Underneath the false skin as well and it's not as uncomfortable for him as you may think, he's able to make them fold up against his back easily and comfortably.

* Drinks "wine". "Wine" is blood from his victims he saves. Never shares.

* Yes, he does make deals. Especially when someone figures him out. Deals vary from promising something to someone in return of them giving him something— whether it be their soul, memory, feeling, or, well, flesh— to larger deals of him executing someone. Or working under someone. Hence how he may be working underneath Dark for an exchange of something from Dark.

* Does enjoy normal things like social media, hot coco, coffee, tv shows and movies, normal human things. He does enjoy the friendship he has with the other egos as well, or does he? He could be waiting to have one of them as his next meal.

* Favorite thing to eat? Most likely the heart or hands. Heart for how he's able to "capture" someone's heart so easily, hands for how his prey can't "keep their hands off him".

* Usually has to get a new suit each week from how he keeps managing to tear them apart from his demon side coming through or his prey fighting back.

* Likes plants a lot, especially venus fly traps. Used his other-worldly abilities to control them and make them grow unnaturally big. They're his babies and you're not allowed to touch, ask Silver Shepherd.

* Tends to fake feelings a lot since he finds human feelings boring sometimes, but gets thrilled about them more than often, loving how humans react to things.

* Tends to get anxious more than you think. Yes, he acts cocky and a pain in the ass but he does worry over getting caught and people finding out what he is. He can't lose everything now, can he?

* I just feel like he'd really love to cause weird stuff to happen to the egos and get away with it by placing the blame on another ego. Example being elaborate pranks he pulls on egos to causing Google to malfunction horribly because his curiosity got the better of him.

* He really does enjoy the attention he gets and how much people adore him, makes him...especially hungry.

* If he goes without eating for too long, he'll start slipping up. His eyes will change color and it's difficult for him to make them to turn back, his voice will sound guttural and strained and it'll freak out the others. Tends to convince them that he's sick, and it works, but he becomes very worried that they don't believe him and they all know what he is.

* Likes to be pet. I dunno I just see him being like a puppy that wants all the attention.

* He will do anything to grab your attention if he finds you to be especially satisfying to his taste. He'll conform to what you want and will use it to lure you in. Then you're going to wish you didn't want to get coffee with that good-looking man.

* Does have a healing/regeneration ability so he doesn't tend to get hurt easily. Only real scar he has is over his stomach from a fight with another demon. He keeps colored band-aids and band-aids with characters from shows he likes though.

* Generally a lot sweeter than most demons, but honestly, that's his most successful trick. Good luck. Because that could be the last bouquet of flowers you see.

Might add more if I think of any with this boy

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continuing on my thing with flowers and stuff with mark and his egos:

chica as a flower dog. covered in many different flowers: heliotropes, carnations, snapdragons, poppy flowers— all sorts of flowers blooming out of her. she could be normal but just have flowers and vines growing through her fur or her fur is vines and flowers bloom out of them.

and she's a happy doggo about it, giving some of her flowers to mark and to those who are sad because her flowers bring joy to everyone that sees them and receives one. happy flower doggo.

[seraphm00n]

Host Marriage Headcanons

Annndddd here it is, hope you all enjoy

@the-asexual-reaper @pleaseletthisjimbetaken @damien-iplier @slim-jims @punknerdmusings @alliedoesstuff @ironwoman359 @forgottenbehindtheinternet

If I'm forgetting to tag anyone whoops sorry

The wedding:

* Now, it might be difficult to tell, but Host is most likely the most excited person about this. It's giving him a chance to start a new life and put his past of being the Author behind him.

* The other egos, especially Dr. Iplier and Bim will be there to support him and to help him up to the altar, Bim staying close so he's able to whisper what you look like to him.

* Bear with me, but this could be the one time the Host's predictive ability doesn't work well since his emotions are all over the place, yet no one can really tell.

* Decorations were left up to Wilford. Maybe not the best idea. But Wilford does a great job, going with what he could see best as the theme of you and Host's wedding. (Seriously tho, up to you the reader)

* Each ego is there, from Dark down to Cool Patrol Mark and Mark Bop (Bopiplier). Even Dark, the edge lord he is, is happy to see Host all giddy like this.

* They've all seen Host be stoic and serious, but this time he's cracking a large smile now and then. He's just overjoyed and nervous but excited and just many, many things. All good emotions, don't worry.

* Hearing the music begin as you walk down the aisle, Host turns his attention in hopefully the direction you're in, trying to summon all the power he can to possible put a mental image in his mind of what you must look like. Bim's got him though, whispering the details of your dress/suit to him, Host smiling as he's able to get a clear image in his head. He comes close to tears but stops since, well, his eyes might bleed and it'll just make things awkward.

* As soon as you're up there with him, you gently guide his hands to your veil if you're wearing one, and he slowly lifts it up, smiling and whispering "You're so beautiful/wonderful, I feel very fortunate to be able to become your husband today". I mean he'll still say that anyway even if you're not wearing a veil.

* Your vows are something Host will repeat in his mind for months— no, years to come. They have a special place in his heart.

* Host's vows are something that sound like they belong in some fairytale book. They're full of love. Love for you, specifically. His promises to keep creating things that make you happy on his radio show, his promise that he's going to be there for you (even if he can't see) and he'll do what he can to assist you in your times of trouble. Soft words of how he will enjoy waking up next to you each morning and being able to be with you more each day. Just very soft and sweet words said to you and only you.

* If you do cry, he'll gently wipe your tears away and smile, hoping that they're happy tears of course.

* Now, the kiss, right? Host here is going to surprise you buddy. Hold you close, smiling, then he full on kisses you full of happiness and passion. Everyone is cheering, especially Wilford and Bim.

* Now the reception is a whole other story. Mark Bop managed to get Green and Yellow Google and Bing to make a small band and they perform songs during the reception, which isn't so bad if you don't count Bing trying to go for a full-out guitar solo every five minutes.

* Chefiplier (valid ego?) made the cake with as much care and consideration as he could, and it turns out pretty well! A very pretty cake too. You and Host are careful about feeding each other, and you help him a small bit with feeding you. (Trust me when I said Host is a secret cake lover, he's so happy)

* Obviously you're going to get to dance with some the egos while Host talks with others, but he knows you're enjoying yourself so he doesn't mind too much until a drunk Dr. Iplier tries to kiss you.

* Your dance with Host is slow and sweet, your head resting on his chest or shoulder, his arms around you. Him humming along with the song that's playing, both you slowly moving around on the floor in a beautiful, close dance. Everyone loves it, Google even gets a few pictures for the sake of it being such a lovely moment.

* The speeches. Poor Host deals with Wilford and a few others talking about how obvious it was with him being absolutely head over heels for you, plus how he seemed to mumble things about you while thinking no one heard. But more than anything, they all wish you both happiness and wonderful marriage life.

* Now, if you throw flowers, Yanderiplier and Bing fight for them, yet they end up in Dark's hand instead. If you do the garter thing, Host will be extremely cautious about it. Wilford catches it with his teeth but gets whacked upside the head by Bim.

* You two don't exactly go along with the normal way of leaving a wedding, instead with you two leaving after congratulations happen again and Host takes you to a nearby park to walk through and show how happy he is with finally being your husband. Lots of him smiling and gushing over you and how absolutely happy he is, feeling the ring on his finger to affirm that this day really did happen.

Marriage life with the Host includes:

* Mornings with either one of you waking the other up, you helping him up and him kissing your cheek with a sleepy "Good morning, love".

* It takes some time, but you're both able to cook together with ease, even with Host not being able to see. And heck yeah you're both super proud of yourselves with how good the food tastes.

* Lots of time of helping him create a new story to talk about on his radio show. Sometimes you're able to go and witness him work in person, him being slightly nervous since you're there but it encourages him more than anything.

* Visits from the other egos to see how you're two doing and to spend time with you both. Dark especially, surprisingly, since Host still assists with taking over Mark's channel and whatnot.

* Host being especially cuddly when you two are alone and you're okay with him being close. He enjoys listening to you read to him, even if he knows what will happen in the book you're reading to him. He just loves your voice.

* You helping him out around the house and outside. It worries you that he is blind and even though his power allows him to see in a sense, that he may get hurt somehow. He does appreciate your assistance with things, like getting dressed or making food, grabbing something he can't seem to find, writing things down for him and so on.

* His soft kisses against your cheek and temple, enjoying gentle touches against your skin. He uses touch as a way to show love to you besides his words and actions, but will be cautious.

* If you would want children, Host will ask if you could both think over it for a while. Of course he'd want children with you, but he fears that he won't be a good father since he won't be able to see his child and won't be able to exactly help all that much. But with your reassurance and that you'll both care for the child carefully, he is excited for it. Extremely careful during your pregnancy, his touches are even more gentle. When he feels the baby kick for the first time, he's brought to tears and you worry that something is wrong until he assures you that it's nothing more than him being so happy he's helping to bring a new life into the world with you. When the baby is born, he's going to do his best to assist you. He'll tell stories while holding your child, humming and telling stories that he creates to help lull the baby to sleep easily. You never thought you would see a baby fall asleep so fast, but then again, it's the Host after all. As you two's child grows, he continues to tell stories and even though the child may know he can't see, they still show him drawings and such and describes what's in it for him, and he has the biggest smile on his face. If you two adopt, he'll be the same, nervous but overjoyed.

* Arguments with Host are...heartbreaking. Harsh words said towards each other, sensitive spots being touched. It hurts. And you both avoid each other entirely, with you staying at a friend's while he stays home, going over everything that just happened in his mind, a sharp pain throbbing in his heart. He asks you to come home which you comply since you feel a pain in your heart for what you said as well. He asks if it's okay to discuss the argument in a more clam way and you agree, both of you apologizing for the harsh things you said and trying to come to a medium with the silly argument.

* Bad days with the Host includes him staying away, his eyes bleeding heavily which worries you very much, but you don't try to invade his space until he's okay with you coming close. When you're able to, you gently clean the blood away and kiss his forehead, which he smiles a bit about and thanks you. You listen to what his problem may be, and you both work on something to help him with it. He does the same on your bad days, giving you space if you need it and is there instantly when you need him, you both working and helping each other to fix or help whatever problem you may have.

* The marriage life with the Host is full of love and happiness, softness and gentle words to each other. You are his entire universe, him the same to you. Even though he may not be able to see, he knows that you're the best thing to happen to him and he would never ask for anyone else to be by his side.

[seraphm00n]

Some Kind of Christmas

Surprise! This is a secret gift I've been working on for @chynanigans! Hope you enjoy it! since you love Blank a loooottt lol 

Blank wasn't entirely sure why he was here of all places, even though he was invited by none other than Anti. The Septic Egos headquarters...was something. Especially during Christmas. He couldn't really deny coming over, though. It was either this or spending a weird evening with Mad Mike and him making weird drug/ice cream concoctions and the very disturbing raccoon version of Ethan. So, honestly, Blank could say he was having a good time here despite just hanging out in the corner, wondering why the hell Anti invited him.

Blank and Anti weren't exactly friends, but weren't exactly enemies either. They had their battles, maybe not as much as Anti and Dark, but more than anything, they spent their time ruining the other egos days through pranks and other mischievous ideas that come into their heads. Blank wouldn't say Anti was anything more than some psycho he spends his time with by either fighting or sabotaging Wilford's show again.

But here he was, witnessing the Septic Egos having a Christmas party. He was surprised when they let him in so willingly, with Marvin offering some hot chocolate or eggnog, Blank confused since he never had either of those things before, gaining a shocked reaction from Schneep and being encouraged to try some. Since Blank wasn't exactly human, he didn't need to consume food or fluids to sustain him, but went ahead and tried some. He wouldn't admit it, but he enjoyed the hot chocolate greatly.

He managed to steal Jackie's cup of hot cocoa without being seen, watching as Robbie and Jackie hang ornaments on the tree, Jackie having to stop Robbie a few times from eating the ornaments. He still hadn't seen any sign of Anti, even though Anti was the one who invited him. Blank didn't feel like asking either, sure that even if he asked, no one would really understand him that well. He mumbled too quietly, his words getting mashed into some weird gibberish. Weirdly enough, Anti was the only one who seemed to understand what he was saying. Even thought it was insults at Anti most of the time. If anything, Blank felt a bit okay with the fact Anti could understand him. "You haven't seen Anti yet, have you?", Blank was startled as Marvin walked up to him, almost spilling the hot chocolate in his hands. He shook his head quickly, Marvin sighing. "I was hoping you had, I'm afraid he's up to some prank bullshit again, and I rather not deal with that now. If you see him, try to stop him, if you can", Marvin said, walking off to help Schneep in the kitchen. Blank was now super curious as to where Anti was, trying to sense the glitch's energy anywhere. It took him a bit, but he was able to sense something...stranger than normal upstairs with Anti's energy. Almost panicky? 'Weird...', Blank thought, before heading upstairs. The sound of shuffling feet and boxes could be heard, along with a string of curses coming out of Anti's mouth. Blank walked over to the room Anti was in, peeking his head in to see what's going on.

Anti had extra Christmas lights strewn on the floor along with some leftover decorations, grumbling to himself and glitching now and then. "Don't say a fucking word or I'll cut you...or something", Anti said, not even looking in the direction of Blank. Blank shrugged and walked on, carefully stepping over the lights.

"I wasn't going to say anything, I was wondering what the hell you're doing...What the hell are you doing?" Anti sighed, stepping back from the box he was searching. "It's...a long story and I rather not say all of it, but..." Anti mumbled the last part, turning back to the box. "What was that? Didn't catch the last part. I'm the one who mumbles, dumbass, not you", Blank tilted his head, wondering what was making Anti act like this, since he was normally...you know.

Anti groaned, giving Blank a look before setting another string of lights on the floor. "I...want to surprise the others...And do somethin' nice for them, okay? I know they think I'm planning some stupid prank to ruin the party but I'm not, I really want to do something this time to surprise them...is that so bad?", he look at Blank, the saddest look on his face. Blank almost felt pity for Anti since he was always pinned as a bad guy, but...he almost felt pity. "That's not a bad thing, it's surprisingly nice coming from someone like you"

"Shut up Blank, I'm trying to be the nicer pain in the ass unlike you", Anti snickered while Blank rolled his eyes. "Alright, Anti, fine. Need any help—"

"I do, actually. That's the reason I invited you, so you can help me do this"

"Gee, and I thought you were inviting me to be friendly"

"Look, I knew you were going to be bored and stuck in a weird hell hole so maybe I wanted to get you out of that for a day, okay? Stop laughing!" Anti almost hissed as Blank was chuckling, grumbling as he picked some lights up. "Just come help or go deal with witnessing Robbie eating another ornament while Schneep gets drunk off his ass."

It took a while for things to get set up, especially while it's snowing outside and Anti having to explain what they were doing, but they got it done. Without interference from the other egos as well, with Anti and Blank taking turns to go inside to delude any suspicions the others may have about what they're doing outside. They panicked at one point from Robbie wondering outside from seeing the snow and being curious, Anti watching over him for a bit just so Robbie can play with the snow before taking him back inside to eat some gingerbread. As they admired their finished work, Blank glanced over at Anti, who was smiling until it suddenly turned into a frown. "What's wrong? Not satisfied with it completely? I don't think we can make the lights glitch—"

"What if they don't like it?", Anti muttered, his voice shaky. Blank hasn't exactly seem Anti worried over something, since Anti was more likely to not care what people thought about with what he did. "I just...I wanted to do something different. Something nice, y'know? I'm just thinking that maybe they don't take it seriously or think that something else is going to happen that's bad...Like the lights exploding or catching on fire or some shit like that..." Anti kicked some snow around with his foot, sighing. "I usually don't seem to think about things like this, right? But I do, all the time. Yeah, I don't give a fuck about what people say about me sometimes, but sometimes...It really does get to me. I want to do something nice sometimes, but get scared away from how I know it'll be taken another way that's bad".

Blank placed a hand on his shoulder, bringing Anti's attention to him. "I'm pretty sure they don't think you're all bad, Anti. I don't think you're all bad. Hell, we've done some pretty fun stuff together that isn't 'bad' as people would think, like the time we managed to get Dark's suit to become completely bright pink and blue? That was genius!" Blank smiled, receiving a light chuckle from Anti. "Yeah, that was pretty hilarious seeing how mad and embarrassed the edgelord was...Let's go get the others and surprise them, yeah? Make your first Christmas Eve go out with a bang".

"HEY LOSERS! GET OUT HERE I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU!", Blank held back laughter as Anti yelled, the other egos coming out of the home with confused looks except Robbie, who looked excited to be out in the snow again. "Vhat are you up to now, Anti?" Schneep asked, taking a sip of the (possibly spiked) eggnog in his hand. "It's a bit concerning with how you've been suspicious with Blank all evening...", Jackie said, crossing his arms as he looked at the house as Blank plugged something in. "What the—?!"

On the house across the front of it, were strings of lights in the form of letters. They spelled "Merry Christmas Schneep, Marvin, Jackie, Robbie, Chase, from your local glitch boys, Anti and Blank" in bright colors and flashes. The egos were all shocked, even Anti and Blank with how well it looked. They grinned at each other before looking at the others, laughing at their stunned reactions. Schneep and Chase were crying from how sweet it was, Marvin was in absolute shock, Jackie was making sure Robbie didn't go try to eat the lights. But...they all seemed happy about it. Schneep awarded Anti and Blank for the wonderful surprise with plenty of cookies he made with Marvin's help. Anti loved how Robbie was fascinated with the lights and how Jackie kept saying it was a great job. Blank, well, he actually felt happy, if that's what you call the warm feeling inside. Even though he ended the night with tying Anti up in lights and hanging him from the ceiling, saying Anti was a better decoration than anything, receiving death threats among other things from the very lit up Anti. Overall, Blank could say he did have a very Merry Christmas after all.

[seraphm00n]

Bim Trimmer Marriage Headcanons

Yep this took me a while apologies :")

@damien-iplier @the-asexual-reaper @pleaseletthisjimbetaken @slim-jims @punknerdmusings @chynanigans and @ anyone I forgot

The wedding:

* You know Bim is going to go all out with this, right? The biggest bouquets of flowers everywhere, beautiful lace trimmed tablecloths at each table at the reception, a big cake that compliments you both. The whole shabang.

* The egos are excited, probably not as much as Bim. He's absolutely ecstatic and over the moon about this.

* He'll be taking a good bit of time off from showbiz to pay full attention to this and you. He wants to make sure this day is extremely special and not interrupted by anything.

* Underneath his glowing enthusiasm for it all, he's an absolute nervous wreck. He's terrified you'll leave him at the alter or have second thoughts, but he's reassured but Wilford and Dr. Iplier that everything will go fine and that you'd never leave him, especially with how in love you two are.

* For your walk down the aisle, Bim most likely got the best violin and piano player for the music to be played. As soon as you two make eye contact, Bim is immediately brought to tears. It all really hits him that you're both about to really make it official that you two are together forever. And he loves it and he's so, so, so excited.

* Holding his hands while you're up there with him you're going to notice how shaky he is, from excitement and nervousness. Giving his hands a good squeeze will help him calm a bit, and he'll have the biggest smile on his face.

* Bim's vows will be heart melting sweet, his promises will be to show his love for you with you and without you, since, well, you are his entire universe and he couldn't ask for anyone better to deal with himself besides you. You're special to him, so special. You're his best friend and closest companion, his ride or die, really (not really, he's just being a goof). You're his inspiration and encouragement, just so many sweet things and promises said to you.

* He'll listen to your vows with undivided attention, hanging onto each word and smiling more and more, on the brink of tears again. Those vows will never leave his head for years and years.

* Now, Bim is a pretty snazzy guy and a big show off, so, with the kiss, he's going to definitely spin you around before doing one hell of a dramatic dip and kissing you, full of love. He's not going to leave you alone with how adorable you looked when you got so red.

* The reception is...full out with how you and Bim went about it. Best musicians you could find, best cooks you could find, so on. I can see mainly jazz music playing or a few classical pieces that, well, get interrupted with some drunk egos going up and trying to sing and having to get dragged off stage by others.

* The cake is large and beautifully decorated, you winning against Bim with feeding him since you shove the entire piece of cake in his face, but he can't help but to laugh and try to kiss you, getting cake on your face as well.

* Wilford will be the main one congratulating you both over and over, being Bim's close friend in showbiz and all, plus will tell all the embarrassing stories of you two when you first started dating and how easy it was to tell that Bim was lovesick. Other egos like Dr. Iplier and the Host will do the same, the Host even cracking a few jokes about it.

* Your dance with Bim is close and quiet, but full of love as you gaze into each other's eyes and smile the entire time. Both of you don't even notice that the music is over until someone comes over, both of you flustered in embarrassment. Who could blame you honestly? You both looked gorgeous dancing together.

* If you throw flowers, Yandereiplier will catch them no doubt and probably chase Mark Bop after with them.

* If you do the whole garter thing, Bim being the sinful man he is, will make a comment that leaves you flustered for a good while along with him being a little risqué with taking the garter off (no worries he doesn't go too far).

* When you two go to leave, Silver Shepherd accidentally spills champagne over you both instead of the more traditional thing and gets dragged away by Google. You two don't mind too much though, you were both too happy to notice. Everyone gives their congratulations once again, a few extra gifts and hugs (even from Dark), and then you're both off to some extravagant honeymoon Bim planned out.

Marriage Life with Bim Includes:

* Lovely mornings with him waking you up gently, murmuring "Good morning" with kisses on your cheek or temple.

* You both have breakfast together before he goes off to his job, but don't worry, he tends to bring you with for encouragement while he's live in front of the camera. You keep giving him thumbs up throughout and he's just ecstatic the entire time, hugging you and spinning you around after almost each time after a show is over, thanking you for being there.

* You help him come up with more questions for his show and so on, and he loves it so much.

* You're really the only person that gets to see Bim out of the suit and dressy look— him in sweatpants, messy as heck hair, old t-shirts, just. Messy, sleepy Bim. Maybe no glasses either? Help me

* He is either constantly holding you or your hand when you two are alone, or just stealing little glances at you now and then case he loves you so much a h.

* If you want children, Bim will be a good bit nervous because of course he'll agree since he has imagined your children, but is nervous because of what could possibly go wrong. Nonetheless, he'll spoil and love that child to no tomorrow. You'll have to stop him sometimes from buying too much for the kid, but he can't help it. His universe just got bigger and he loves it so much, especially since he will brag about his child so much at work. If you choose to not have kids or adopt, he'll be totally fine with it, it'll take him a while to completely accept not having children, though. Adopting, though, he'll be the same as when you have a child with him.

* Arguments with Bim get loud and harsh and end quickly with slammed doors. But...Bim can't handle the words he said to you, and you feel awful for what you said to him. You both end up trying to say an apology at the same time to each other and laugh, hugging and working through whatever it was you argued about.

* Bad days with Bim are when his creativity and exciting personality are at a low, him being slow around the house and quiet. He'll be thankful for you sitting next to him and listening to him, appreciating you so much more if possible for you being there for him. He feels much better with cuddling with you and watching some silly movies and shows.

* On your bad days, Bim goes all out to assist you and help out with cheering you up. If you want space he'll respect it and back off, but will say that if you need him at all he'll show up instantly. He'll even get Wilford to come over to help cheer you up with them telling stories and such to get you to laugh. More than anything, Bim will be that shoulder to cry on and someone who will attempt to make your favorite food to bring that pretty smile back to your stunning face.

* Marriage life with Bim is sweet and full of energy and happiness, Bim glowing each day with waking up next to you and getting to call you his own. He'll stay as excited as he was the day of your wedding for years and years and years, he just loves and adores you so so much. He'll do anything to help you and encourage you with your passions no matter what, loving to see you happy and passionate.

[seraphm00n]

Burn From the Past

so this is an idea a friend and i talked about with anti discovering dark’s past ... hope you guys enjoy : ‘ )

                                                                                                                                 Anti was bored. Horribly bored. The kind of bored where it feels like your life force is slowly being sucked out of you. Chase was busy talking to his ex-wife about arrangements for him to visit the kids again and Anti didn't feel like getting into the middle of that mess. Dr. Schneeplestein was in the middle of stitching up a gash on Jackieboy Man's arm from Jackie, once again, falling from climbing up a tree since he got afraid of how high off the ground he was and Anti knew if he interrupted Schneep working on someone again he might as well sleep in the void for the rest of his miserable existence. Marvin was off doing a magic show for some kid's party, which Anti would love to ruin but Chase said that he'll ban Anti from his knife collection if he does something. So, here Anti is, alone and incredibly bored. What's a fun thing to do when he can't mess with the other egos? That's right, go mess around at the Iplier building, especially since Wilford and Anti became fast prank buddies.

 A crackle and a green spark snapped Anti into existence in the Iplier building entrance. He was expecting some argument to be happening or one of their weird meetings to be going on, but all Anti heard was eerie quiet and a low rumble of voices upstairs in the living compartment of the building. The walls, he noticed, were a gloomy gray, something he expected to be Dark's doing. "What's got the edgelord so pissed now? Where are the others? Wouldn't they be trying to--" Anti suddenly stopped and glitched out of the way as the light above his head shattered, along with various other lights and glass objects in the rooms around him. The rumble of voices upstairs was getting louder. "What the hell is going on? Why is he more pissed off than usual?", Anti mumbled, making his way upstairs. It didn't feel right, any of this. Usually one of the others, either Wilford or the Host, would be trying to get Dark to calm down so he doesn't cause a bigger mess. None of the other egos were to be seen, all of their doors to their living quarters shut and locked, since Anti tried opening them. No one responded to him either. Anti perked up, now realizing the rumble of voices had become words he could understand and hear and crept closer. Not surprising to him was that it was coming from Dark's office. The voices sounded like Dark and Wilford. What was going on to make them argue so badly and make the other egos hide away in their room?  

"…you need to drop it! That conversation has been over for a while now, why try to start it back up? I already told you before-"

 "You didn't listen last time and you aren't listening now! Just let me talk, please? To Damien and…" 

 A sudden crash and a whimper could be heard. Anti was crouched outside the room, actually nervous for once to look into the room of whatever the hell was going down between Wilford and Dark. He dared to look, still. Wilford was trembling slightly, staring at Dark with wide eyes. When Anti looked at Dark, he almost couldn't believe what he was seeing. It was the body of Dark's, but…two other bodies, which were transparent, stood on either side of him. Another small whimper came out of Wilford. Was he crying? About to cry? "I told you, Wilford, to forget about them. To forget everything, but you never listen each time. You always remember no matter how many times I get you to forget everything. You know their memories play in my mind as well, too, don't you? You have to accept that things will not go back to what they were, accept that you will never speak to them again. You are speaking to me, Dark. Understand?" Wilford stared at the floor, looking absolutely crushed. "What kind of bullshit are you pulling now, Dark?" Anti walked in, arms crossed over his chest. Wilford and Dark both looked startled. No one should have been able to hear any of that, to let alone be in there right now.  "What the hell is going on? Are my eyes fucked or am I seeing three different versions of Dark? And why is Wilford upset? What conversation are you trying to prevent from coming back up? What are you trying to get Wilford to forget?" Dark sighed, smoothing his jacket over with his hands, one of the bodies mimicking his movements, or was Dark mimicking it? "It is a…long, unimportant story right now. Besides, you shouldn't even be in this building currently, Anti. What are you doing here?", Dark questioned, his gaze almost seeming like he would rather witness Anti die on the spot than deal with him. Anti scoffed, raising a brow. "Bullshit, it's apparently pretty damn important if you managed to make Wilford freak out this bad", he said, his gaze turning to Wilford who was still trying to register the current situation.  "It. Is. Not. Important. Now, please take your leave, Anti" 

"W-Wait, he should know! Maybe he'll actually care to help than you standing there, taunting me with them!" Wilford seemed to be a mixture of many emotions, none that made Anti too happy to be in this situation.  "Why bother? I will cause you both to forget all of this in a moment…" 

"Like hell you will, I'm not letting you do anything until I get an explanation as to what the fuck is going on", Anti leaned against the wall, noticing how cold it was. How the "bodies" next to Dark seemed to become a vibrant red and blue, Wilford making a noise close to a sob as he reached out, only to pull his hand back quickly as Dark gave him a look. Anti didn't quite understand all of this, but he was most curious about the weird ghost bodies that were behind Dark. Obviously they were people, but who? Why did they make Wilford become a sobbing, blubbering mess? "Start explaining, edgelord, I don't have all eternity to wait", he said, only receiving a sigh from Dark.  "….D…Dark isn’t entirely…one being…it's…weird, but, that's how it is. That body isn’t even Dark's. Those configurations of his aura? They are-"

 "That's enough, Wilford, I shall explain the rest. Leave us, now"

 "But-" 

 "LEAVE!" Dark's voice…no, voices? Echoed off the walls in such a way that there was still high-pitched ringing going on in Anti's head, much to his dislike. Anti was horribly confused, trying to wrap his mind around what Wilford said. That body isn't Dark's? The humanoid beings of his aura are…people? What does he mean? Wilford took one look at Anti, then at Dark, especially the two beings of his aura before scampering out of the office, the door shutting after him. Anti couldn’t help but to feel a little disturbed with being alone with Dark while he was like this, it didn't feel right. "Well, are you going to explain anything or are you going to stare daggers at me?" Dark sighed heavily, not sure entirely where to start. For one thing, the whole argument between him and Wilford started over him saying one thing that reminded Wilford of some long lost friend he's been looking for. He had grabbed Dark, asking, almost begging to know it was really that friend. Dark tried to keep himself together, but from one corner of his mind, it was breaking, the other side falling apart as well. Blue and red sparks erupted from his skin, shoving Wilford away as anything glass-like shattered as Dark gave out a gut-wrenching scream as wisps of blue and red ripped themselves from his skin, forming two humanoid figures behind him. Wilford had cried out seeing the two figures, but was overcome with fear at how furious Dark looked. Dark was, as this had happened before when his shell broke entirely, in much pain. The argument ensued there with Wilford trying to believe he was seeing his friends again, Dark trying to dismiss it all as Wilford's imagination. Wilford wouldn't listen. He never did. Dark was going to wipe his memory and cause Wilford to leave or pass out, but Anti walked in at that moment.  "You have always been a nosey one, Anti. Always wanting to involve yourself in someone else's business in some way…" 

"It's my specialty, especially with all the bullshit that happens around here. Now…who exactly are you? I'm seeing, well, /you/ but two other people…or ghosts…whatever they are as well. What the hell are you?"  Dark took a moment, taking a breath before speaking. "It is…complicated to explain exactly who and what I am, especially how I became like this. To put it in simpler terms: I am not just one person. I am…many, but I am still just one. I am still Dark-" 

"Then who the hell are those people behind you? They're giving me the creeps" 

"They are…Damien and Celine" 

"Huh, that's weird, Wilford mentioned those names before. Didn't think too much about it, but now…It explains why he looks so damn upset looking at you. How are they apart of you? You're just some weird clusterfuck of people, aren't you?" Anti tilted his head, almost amused at the thought. It would explain why Dark was such a dramatic pain the ass, honestly. "…It wasn't my choice. We didn't have a choice! They were sucked in too!" Anti was startled. It was Dark talking, yes, but the blue aura was speaking as well, Dark mimicking the movements and voice. "Who else was sucked in…? You didn't have a choice?" Dark's eyes seemed to have turned a darker color as he got closer to Anti, the blue aura following, sparks coming off of him. "He didn't give us a choice, we were forced into this broken body! I didn't want this to happen…I trusted that bastard! I thought everything was going to be okay! That him and William were going to make up! Why…Why did it all fall apart?" The blue aura began pacing the room, head in his hands. The red one, on the other hand, looked worry. "Who the hell is William? This isn't making much sense to me at all..." , Anti scratched the back of his head. Dark stepped back, staring at the floor as he cleared his throat. "Apologies for the sudden outburst…I understand this isn't making much sense, but memories were coming back and…" Dark shook his head, "…there was a time long ago where these two went to a gathering created by a friend. Said friend…betrayed them. Things happened and now…I am here" 

 "That didn't explain shit, Dark!"

 "What do you want me to do? Give the whole story? You would be here for a while. A friend was a traitor, broke a friend group apart, a party happened but it was a trap. People were tricked. People were killed. They came back. We came back like this, because of him! And now, the real us lies behind a mirror, along with the one person who didn’t deserve any of this. This is their body we are using…that we have been using for years. But we will avenge them. I will avenge them. I will find him…" The blue aura had broken down at this point, his voice still echoing in the room. Anti was not entirely sure what to say. To realize that Dark was more than one person was something, but knowing the chaos that caused it…had him taken back. Something still bugged him, though. "Why is Wilford so upset seeing you then? Does he actually have pity for you? Did he know those people involved?" The other three paused for a minute, maybe more. The red aura was the first to speak. "He was…someone else before being Wilford Warfstache. His insanity changed him…"

  "His name was William. He was known as Colonel William and he was a wonderful person, while stubborn and reckless at times…He's…He's changed. A lot", The blue aura looked as if he was about to break down again, or even hit someone. "So…Why do you treat him like you do if he was a friend? He obviously cares for you three. It just seems stupid to keep acting like none of that happened-" 

 "You don't understand, do you? He can't know, it would hurt him too much. He already has a twisted view with things, but I use that to my advantage…It is best that I make sure that he never remembers, never knows, never finds out. It is for the best", Dark cracked his neck, the blue and red aura walking into his body. He had gained control again. Anti was getting irked by this. He was just using Wilford for his own sick gain. He didn't seem to care how badly it was affecting Wilford at all. "And what if it would be better for Wilford to know? Don’t you give damn about him at all to maybe see if the William you knew is still there?" 

"He isn't there anymore and there is no point in opening old wounds. He's an insane TV host and psychopath. I need him like this for-"

 "For your own sick bullshit, right? What the fuck is wrong with you?! He's obviously hurting. Many people are hurt because of all the hell you've done. Are you proud of what you've done? You broke him more than he already is with erasing his mind each time he figures it out! How much longer until you take it too far?!"

 "I don't think you understand, Anti.." 

"I sure as hell do understand, you sick bastard!" 

 "No, you do not understand. Things can't go back to what they were before. Wilford must stay like this or everything I have done up to this point will fall apart. Yes, it is not the best thing. Both of those people you saw, Damien and Celine, they cry out each time they see him. They can do nothing because I have more of the power here. They are being stripped away slowly and soon will be nothing more than what they hate most: anger and deceit. That is what I am. That is what I became when they became part of me. And you will accept this-" 

 Crack

Anti pulled his fist away after making contact with Dark's jaw, satisfied with how he managed to dislodge the psycho's jaw and possibly break it. "I think you don't get how awful you are. I'm pretty damn sadistic and evil myself, but never like this. You are using those around you for some sick revenge goal and it's going to come around and bite you in the ass! When that happens, I hope you realize just how fucking awful you are, how many you have hurt, how much you have hurt others, especially those two! Especially Wilford! Whatever hell dimension you came from, I hope you get dragged back there kicking and screaming, begging for mercy. You've hurt too many, and I'm not going to stand around and watch anymore!" Dark gave a low chuckle, correcting his jaw before giving Anti a grin. "Like you have a chance against me. You never had before and you won't now" 

"Yeah? Well, you've given me a real reason to kick your ass into the next dimension over. I'm going to fix you. I'm going to fix those people in your head. I'm going to fix Wilford"

 "You can't fix what's broken, Anti, I thought you would know that from where you came from and what you are now"

 Anti stood shock still for a moment until he began glitching uncontrollably. There were green sparks and cracks coming from him, along with slight hissing as he glared at Dark, his eyes going black. "Now I have a real reason to kill you. To end you. Don't bring that back up, ever" 

 "A burn from the past always hurts, no matter how hard you try to put it out..." 

Anti growled, tempted to throw another punch before storming out the room, the lights in the building flickering on and off rapidly until a crack of electricity let Dark know he was gone. Dark was pleased with himself, but only for a moment. Was he really that awful? He sat down in his chair, reds and blues taking over his body as he broke again, Damien on one side of the room screaming and crying out of anger, Celine sobbing as she remembers what she's done all these years. Both of them, in pain from what they have done.