#elainashitposts

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They're Harold's, lesbian

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I haven't slept in 27 hours

Do you think when Were!Cree lets out a boof he goes "bamf" ???

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When ur uncle has a detachable shower head w/excellent pressure settings

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Being on your period is a toss up I swear to god.

Sometimes, I'm super horny and not at all hungry.

Sometimes, I'm super hungry and not at all horny.

Sometimes, I'm hungry AND horny.

I can't win, either way. I just have to bleed and suffer.

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There's something to this "wash your hair more than once a week" thing because my hair is soooo???? Fucking soft??????????? And my dandruff is nearly nonexistent what the fuck, the actual fuck This should be common sense or something but like remember I went seven years with untreated depression so maintaining my health was pretty low on my priority list lmao Anyway I have the energy to take care of my own fucking body now and Zoloft is my bff thx

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Eat my pussy out until I can't remember what it was like to be dry and then take me out to get a frozen lemonade from the Sonic drive-thru.

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I love accidentally discovering new things/information to use in fanfiction. Violet's Glassfield's biggest turn-on is Doll Play and no one can stop me

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Me: I'm bored, and don't want to write or be otherwise productive.

My dumb ass: I MUST WATCH EVERY TERRIFYING 911 CALL VIDEO AND ALSO LOOK AT LISTS OF VERY SCARY AND MORBID WEBSITES ONE SHOULD NEVER EVER VISIT EVER, ALL AT NIGHT WHEN IT IS ALMOST TIME FOR ME TO SLEEP

Me: :'D