#eldarya purral

[askpurral]

I have to admit something to you, sweethearts. Only because I trust you. Don't tell the bright guard, okay?

[mumudesuyo]

Day 19 in the Eldarya 30 Day Challenge  ￣▽￣

My friend decided that I should do Purral so here you go~

[askpurral]

How much do you get paid for a fairy? I'm thinking about starting my own business, but I'm not sure between faerys or pigeons

The purreko hush you.

×My dear girl/boy/non binary -Please don't hesitate in correcting the messy seller your pronouns- You know what you are asking me is a crime? I abide to law!

[Huang Hua passes by the market and leaves]

×Ahhh, thanks to the Oracle... She left!

it's a lot more than pigeons! And they're way cuter too, which is always a bonus. Sorry I can't give you an exact amount because we never go into detail about our pay, but I think it depends on your bargain with the Templars.

[guardians passes by]

× I dunno what you are talking about but don't forgive your bindle, sweetie.

He slipped a letter inside the daily bindle, hands to you, then stood up and walked over to Purriry's stand.

[askpurral]

Purral are you doing alright buddy?

[The purreko gesticulates with his paw to you inviting to come closer.]

×Hello my dear, long time… How are things? I had been quite busy with some merchant travelling here and there to satisfy your requests…

But tell me about you. How are you? What brings a beautiful sweet thing like you to me today?

[askpurral]

Tell your manager that it still hurts.

Darlin', are you still hurt about Ezarel? I can't see you, my most beautiful client, so sad. That's why i brought you a present.

First they stole my honey, now they kidnap me. Great... SIMPLY GREAT.

Don't thank me, just get me a passport, a fake name and ID, and a new life where kidnapping elves isn't a crime.

Mod Miso's note:

I miss them too :(

I'm sorry~

[askpurral]

Hey Purral, could you tell me a secret about Lance? Is he still a traitor or did he really changed? 🤔 What do you know Purral?

Listen precious to what I am going to tell you, the masses do not know it and there are people in power who do not want it to be known.

The original Lance is being mind controll-

SMACK

(Smashed with a frying pan noises)

Nonsense. I'm a good boy, ain't I?

[askpurral]

And what was the worst deal you ever made?

Leiftan used to ask for information about the new human in the HQ. If it wasn't for my great intelligence gathering skills and contacts he would never have gotten so close to her.

Now she doesn't see what a great catch I am.

Purral, it wasnt like that... you only gave me her shopping list! I spied on her myself.

... what?!

For your safety, of course.

I had a hard time stealing that list, pay me.

[askpurral]

Purral what do you think about the clothes that Purriry designed for the Earth mission?

Hey beautiful~

Purriry's fashion sense is... extravagant. But you always make her outfits look great

What are you implying, PURRAL???

Ehem... Unfortunately,´the boys are not aesthetically pleasing as you.

Except Mathieu. Mathieu's clothes fit him well even though he is not as handsome as I am. But it's as rare as him

Nevra looks very simple and it stands out that Erika was inspired by me to look like what you young snacks call 'FuCkBoY'.

Leiftan... better not look at him. he seems as a person who lives on the street. he even asks for charity

Lance... Lance would scare me if I weren't the bravest man in the guard.

And about Huang Chu... I can't say anything, she scares me with her anger :(

Purral's opinions do not represent mods's beliefs.