Hired to dogsit for rich old Mrs. Haversham while she went on some rich persons worldwide tour. Karen could not believe her luck when one of her many locked cabinets just happened to pop open (and with only a little nudging).
To her disappointment, it just seemed to have health and beauty aids in it.
Then she checked on one she had never heard of before, something called Golden Oldie Face Cream Elder Power in a Jar, and found that it sold for $523.55 a jar! "Like she'll notice it's gone," thought Karen there being so many other items in the cabinet. So she took it and used it that night. "Wow, this stuff puts a tingle on you doesn't it!" she thought falling asleep.
The next morning Karen awoke and found she was now a recipient of "Elder Power" indeed!
"What the %*#@!" said Karen in her new deeper and rather scratchy, smokey voice. "What has this stuff done to me?"
What it had done was the same thing it did for 340-year-old Hildegard Haversham, seen to it that she would live a very long life, but she'd live it looking like an older woman.
Eventually, Karen got used to her new older look. She even became quite the belle of the local Iced Tea Restaurant's early bird dinner special.
