Warnings:Mentions of heavy violence/ Cicero is insecure/ Cicero is insane
Pronouns:He/Him (Cicero), You/Your (Reader)
Headcanons/ Fluff/ Angst
Explanation:What it’s like to be in a relationship with Cicero
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Clingy mf, follows you around like a lost puppy and clings to you like a koala when he can. This does have to do with insecurity, not being chosen as Listener was a huge blow to what ever confidence he had last. He thinks he’s nothing without you, and he’ll go through with anything you request, unless if it has to do with harming the Nightmother. To be in a healthy(?) relationship with Cicero is to help him build his confidence back up even in the slightest, and to be observant so you don’t accidentally do something he doesn’t want to do, because he’ll never admit to being uncomfortable. It’ll require a lot of patience and understanding, so be ready.
When you do take Cicero out on one of your expeditions he’s genuinely so curious about his surroundings, being that Cicero never could stray too far from the Nightmother, he never really got to pause and admire his surroundings. Especially since Skyrim is still new to him, but he’s ecstatic if you include him in one of your ‘Dark Brotherhood Jobs’, even if he can’t take your kill he’s merry to watch the blood gush out of one of your unexpecting victims.
Gets super mad when jealous. He’ll scream threats and wave his dagger around at whoever he thinks is trying to seduce you like a mad man. It looks immature and childish, so sometimes people will edge Cicero on only to be found gutted like a fish in their own house the next day. He’ll try his best to retrain himself if you ask him not to kill that person or if the person is a Dark Brotherhood member, but sometimes he can’t control his rage. But he feels ashamed if it was a person you told him not to kill and will fess up immediately.
Good luck trying to get this jester to sleep, it’s not that he won’t lay down, it’s that he won’t shut his eyes and mouth. Cicero has a habit of talking or singing to himself, and it can be annoying when you’re trying to sleep. But a good way to get him to doze off is to cuddle him and/or rub his back. Your touch smoothes him like no other, so much so that he can’t stop his eyes from closing and before he knows it he’s fallen into dream land.
Speaking of Cicero not shutting his mouth, this guy never stops talking, whether it be to you, the Nightmother, or to himself, so I hope you have a tolerance to sound. Not to mention the annoying voices he’ll do or the fact he’ll start dancing and clapping out of no where. Cicero is overall a very loud partner so it’s easy to get angry at him, but he doesn’t do it to annoy you, it’s just his stimming, Cicero swears.
Urm… Hello… Are we still alive? (Pls pls pls say yes)
I’ve got two NSFW posts waiting to be completed in my drafts… shivers. Perhaps they will be my comeback posts; despite the fact that writing NSFW things are sometimes so awkward after a while of not writing anything.
Hello, I finally decided to do this. These will be sectioned off my fandom and labeled if they're old or not lol. This will of course be pinned onto my intro!!
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🥥 = Old fic that doesn't have a rework yet
🌴 = under 1k
🌺 = 1k - 3k
🍍 = 3k and up
🌸 = oc x canon/non-reader
🪼 = Multi characters
🔞 = NSFW/18+ Minors do NOT interact!
🫧 = Platonic/not romantic
💋 = Romance/ship-fic
SCP -
Iceberg 'spicy' hcs - 🍍🔞💋
SCP-082 finds reader homeless - 🌺🫧
Doctors x walking heater reader - 🌺🫧🪼
Doctors find out you're getting bullied for your weight - 🍍💋🪼
Jackie[Bright rewrite] x reader - 🌺💋
Old fics below!!
Jackie x reader ✅🌴💋
Doctors find out you're getting bullied for your weight✅🌺💋🪼
Doctors x walking heater reader ✅🌴🫧
Spicy Iceberg HCs ✅🌴🔞💋
Mikell x Anomalous reader🥥🌺💋
Doctors and immune child reader🥥🌴🫧🪼
David x Foundation worker reader🥥🌺💋
SFW Mikell x reader fluff🥥🌴💋
Jackie x reviving immortal reader🥥🌴💋
Tamlin dating hcs🥥🌴💋
Homeless reader w/SCPs🥥🌺🫧🪼
Homeless reader W/Foundation employees🥥🌴🫧🪼
SCP-082 finding out you're homeless✅🌴🫧
David with daughter reader🥥🌴🫧
Spicy Clef x Reader🔞🥥🌴💋
Spicy Jackie x Reader🔞🥥🌴💋
Dr. Glass x a reader who makes self deprecating jokes🥥🌴💋
Mikell dating hcs🥥🌺💋
Doctors + SCP-073 x reader who likes to fluster others🥥🌴💋🪼
Doctors x goofy reader🥥🌴💋🪼
Jackie x Insomniac reader🥥🌴💋
Jackie x former GOC assassin reader🥥🌺💋
Iceberg x asshole reader🥥🌴💋
Jackie x therapist reader🥥🌴💋
David blindman in bed🔞🥥🌴💋
Clef, Mikell with new worker reader🥥🌺🫧🪼
Spicy Sub!Mikell x reader🔞🥥🌴💋
Doctors x reality bender reader🥥🌺💋🪼
David Blindman Hcs🥥🌴💋
Staff with trans masc reader🥥🌴💋🪼
Kondraki x Reader who takes care of him🥥🌴💋
SCP staff x crochet loving reader🥥🌺💋🪼
Mikell, David x a reader who doesn't know what they do for work🥥🌴💋🪼
SCP staff with an S/o who doesn't know what they do for work🥥🌺💋🪼
SCP staff x Reader who finds out what they do for work🥥🌺💋🪼
Relationship HCs for Clef🥥🌴💋
Iceberg Hcs🥥🌴💋
Staff x analyzing reader🥥🌺🫧🪼
SCP x reader with background music🥥🌺🫧🪼
05-Council with an immune reader 🥥🌺🪼
SAINTS ROW -
Reader meeting their dead lover in SR4 Pt1🍍💋
SR2 relationships w/Reader🍍💋🔞
SR3 Characters as dads🍍🫧
SR2 characters as dads🍍🫧
SR characters with a chubby!Reader🍍💋
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex): he let's you stay close to him as he returns to his 'research' ,he’ll let you place your head on his lap and play with your hair as you drift off to sleep
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): he loves your mouth, will trace his fingers over your lips before every kiss, or simply shove them into your mouth for you to wet, getting distracted by the warmth and the way your tongue circles each digit as you look up at him
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person): definitely has a breeding kink, always growls about the possibility of knocking you up right as he is about to cum, telling you to be good for him and not let anything leak out
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): his imagination runs quite wild, has some fantasies that he sometimes brings up in the form of dirty talk but so far hasn’t actually sat you down to discuss about fulfilling them , some include using some magic on you, maybe some of the stuff he has learned throughout his time under hermaeus mora and some of fucking you as a group of his followers watch
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?): he has a lot of experience, he is the first dragonborn , and even without the big title and ego, he has been alive for so long, this man fucked and still fucks
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual): you on your knees or bent over some surface, your legs and arms restrained so he has full access to your body, his hands bruising your hips
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc): he is definitely more serious, he can be quite intense and he does enjoy the way he can make you nervous, he’ll chuckle about how you are scared but your body still reacts to him
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.): he is very hairy but keeps himself surprisingly tidy
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…): he can be quite the charmer, he enjoys a bit of a classical courtship sometimes, playfully trying to woo you, wants to play the role of finally winning you over before he has his way with you
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon): he’d much rather have someone else to help him but if he can’t , he likes to take his time , does some light edging on himself and thinks of how he'd like your next meeting to go, how he’ll have you scream for him
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks): bdsm, praise and degradation etc
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do): has no shame, after being in apocrypha for so long where privacy probably wasn’t much of a thing he just got used to being watched, would honestly not care if someone walked in on you
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going): submission, he wants to see you kneel for him, wants you to expose yourself for him and plead, leave yourself at his mercy
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): not much he couldn't be convinced into trying at least once with the right wording
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc): loves cock warming , loves having you on your knees simply letting you do your thing for hours before he remembers you are there and thrusts up in the heat of your mouth
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.): it really depends ,he is definitely rougher, but whether he goes slowly or not is up to his mood
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.): wants to take his time with you , he has nothing but time in his hand, hates being rushed
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.): he generally knows what he likes but is more than happy to indulge your interests every now and then
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…): he has a lot of stamina and a lot of pent up frustration to burn out
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?): wants to watch you use various toys on yourself, things he bought or made for you, telling you exactly how to use them and constantly stopping you right as you get close to finishing because he wants to make you cum himself
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): can be quite mean with his teasing in and out of bed
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make): he does not stay silent, he groans deeply and speaks a lot ,no reason to keep quite, he wants you to hear how much he is enjoying himself
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice): he is surprisingly sensitive, loves when you rake your nails over his chest or when you drag your teeth over his throat, he always has to restrain you just so he can keep more of a semblance of control, otherwise he gets lost in the pleasure of your touch
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words): i wish i could say he is compensating for something with that ego of his, but its big and it curves slightly
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?): he has a really high sex drive but has a very good grasp on his needs, always weighs his options, does he want you right now, or does he want to wait for later in the night so he can take his time
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): i don't think he sleeps very well in general, he'd never admit so but having somebody next to him definitely helps a lot
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Sebastian Krueger
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Nikto
Just some comfort
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Naruto
Yamato
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Obito Uchiha
You can't run from me
The Elder Scrolls
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Romantic Headcanons for Bastian Hallix
Everything is too much right now. You just had to fight a dragon, absorbed its soul somehow, got yelled at from old monks on top of a mountain, and now everyone is calling you ‘the Dragonborn’. Your head is still reeling from it all as Jarl Balgruuf announces that you’re the new thane of Whiterun. You’re rendered speechless. A thane, like a hero? So many new titles, so many new expectations. “I’ve appointed Lydia to be your new housecarl…” Balgruuf’s voice fades to white noise. Your mind continues to race, anxiety taking hold in your chest. You make out some kind of dismissal from the Jarl, and you immediately start making your way out of Dragonsreach. You needed some air. The doors gets closer and closer until a firm hand on your shoulder stops you in your tracks. You almost jump out your skin and turn to face a tall nord woman. “The Jarl appointed me to be your new housecarl.” She gives a tight lipped smile, until she notices the turmoil on your face. Her grip on your shoulder softens and her smile turns softer and more genuine, “It’s an honour to serve you my thane.”
Teldryn Sero
After a long day of trying to figure out who this Mirrak guy is, you decide to take a break and get something to eat. A drink sounds nice too. Walking around Solstheim was brutal on your legs and lungs. You dust off as much ash from your clothes as you can before opening the tavern doors. The smell of food instantly reaches your nose, and you can hear your stomach growl worse than any beast you’ve faced. You hurry down the stairs and order the best sounding food on the menu. Once you get your plate you scan the room for a quiet place to sit, finding none, you head back up the stairs. It’s much quieter up here and you spot a few empty seats by the fireplace. As you make your way there a man in chitin armour catches your attention. He clears his throat, “The best swordsman in all Morrowind is at your service… for the right price.” You fight the urge to roll your eyes at the clearly rehearsed line. You pay him no mind and sit down at a table. As you’re eating you start thinking about Mirrak and the monsters that littered Solstheim, and how could you forget about the ash. You glance back at the chitin clad man, you needed a guide. You turn in your seat, “You’re hired!”
Serana
You stared second guessing if the Dawnguard was a good idea when you came across the decimated Hall of Vigilants. Even more so when you got into the crypt and Tolan was dead after a last stand against the vampires. Now you’re watching as what seems to be the leader of the group kill another Vigilant. You frown at the scene, but keep your distance and keep watching. They walk onto the giant circular platform in the middle of the cavern. You notch an arrow and fire straight into the head of the lead vampire, and watch as after a second his head bursts into flames. You had gotten way better at enchanting things. You did the same for the other two that lingered. You make your way to the platform, and loot the corpses of your victims before focusing on a pedestal in the dead middle of the platform. You look around to see if that’s all there is to it, a big ominous button. You shrug when you see nothing else and full palm press the button. Searing pain shoots through your hand as a blade pierces through it and retracts as soon as it came. You curse loudly as you use a healing spell. You look around and now there’s a glowing purple puzzle to solve. It takes a good fifteen to twenty minutes it finally push all of the stone pedestals into place. The floors shook with movement and the pedestal in the middle rises, revealing a sarcophagus. You brace yourself to fight as you open it. You expect a draugr or a skeleton, but instead a beautiful woman stumbles out. You instinctively flinch to catch her, but stop yourself as you’re still wary. She stands up, “Unh… Where is… Who sent you here?”
If you can, could you write kaidan x fem reader where the longest time he thought it was a guy because she always wear a mask/hood and armor.
Sorry for the late reply 😅 I wasn't sure if you wanted an imagine, scenario, or short story... so I kind merged all three into this
(Slight NSFW)
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Let's be honest. This boi probably found out by being a nosey little fecker :)
• after the last tomb you guys raided, it left the both of you covered in blood, sweat, and dust
• too tired to travel to the next inn, the both of you decided to just set up camp in The Reach
• what better way to end off the day with a nice cold dip in the nearby river!
• don't get me wrong, I believe this man respects your privacy
• but them intrusive thoughts got the better of him
• And since curiosity killed the Kaidan, he decided to be a little sneak and take a peek :)
• At this point in adventuring together, he was 84% sure that you were a dude
• With the way you held yourself in battles and the armor that donned upon you, he just assumed his companion was a man
• the look of utter shock (and embarrassment) that spreads across his face when he realizes that the person he's been adveturing with is, in fact, a woman
• (bonus points if you weren't actively trying to hide your gender)
• surprisingly, his demeanor towards you doesn't change in the slightest after he finds out (will tease you a bit more than usual, though)
"Honestly Kaidan, couldn't you have waited until I was finished?" The man in question could only gawk at the sight before him. There you stood, naked as the day you were born, with only the palms of your hands to obstruct his view of your frame.
Shors bones, he's been traveling with you for months and only now has he finally got an eyeful of you. It wasn't the fact that you were on display for all of tamriel to see, he was more shocked at the fact that this whole time you were a woman.
Not that he's complaining, especially since his companion is a sight for sore eyes.
"Kaidan?"
"Ahem, excuse me..." With a turn of his heel, Kaidan stumbles his way back towards camp, the image of your physique ingrained in his mind.
