#elder spawn

[foxy-voxy]

Me: *walking into the living room with a hard cider in hand*

14yo: I'm gonna say it... you look like a butch lesbian.

Me: *eyebrow raise*

14yo: What with your skinny jeans and your plaid flannel and your asymmetrical hair with one shaved side and your bottle of cider

Me: *stands there for a good 30 seconds trying to come up with a comeback because SHE'S NOT WRONG. I end up doing my best Rocket Raccoon impression* THAT'S CORRECT

14yo: Ha.

Me: *lovingly flips her off* that's going on Tumblr.

14yo: *thumbs up*

[cheemken]

Guess who needs a group for their GMath philhist exam and is to scared to ask their classmates. And also at work and has an exam at 5pm and they didn't study for that exam?

-Elder spawn

YO S A M E

HHhHHHHh dude I can't na. I legit can't na. Im gonna fail and it's my fucking fault and I hate it so much

But good luck to you tho

Hoping your situation would end well and such

[foxy-voxy]

We are unimpressed.

[loreleywrites]

Arbitrary Card of the Day 4-13-15: Elder Spawn

Today’s Arbitrary Card of the Day is Elder Spawn. I still have no idea what the hell this thing is supposed to be. “Spawn” is such a generic creature type. Is it supposed to be angry coral? Evil water-eating rocks? Mystical energy that just looks like coral? Seriously, folks, help me figure out what it is.