Loreley Writes

30s trans dyke (xe/xer). Writer. Game dev. Cohost of The Vorthos Cast.

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girlknight who's so nosy she heals all the cursed regents of the land because she won't shut the fuck up asking questions about their grails

[avpd-pain]

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the anxious-avoidant attachers be like

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girlknight from the future with her laser rifle and plasteel armor and her contemporary princess who constantly brags about her loyal and invincible sorceress knight

[almondmilkbitch]

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

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no longer looking for hookups. now looking for women to go to the aquarium and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies" with me

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i have invented a device for knight-to-knight communication:

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girlknight with a splitting headache and her princess who is a single painkiller pill

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The war with the Reapers finally ends, and Chris and Loreley have a lot to say about that ending!

Plus: Lots of nice things to say about Mass Effect 3 also!

It's Mission 4 on Priority: Chit-Chat!

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you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

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girlknight with a compliated and confusing coffee order and her princess who only drinks water

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YURI ALERT HAPPY PRIDE

[ryuu4288]

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idk what people think about rider time ryuki. there was unambiguous gay sex in it, and that fuckin rules!

[anistarrose]

hyperfixating on a fictional woman who went underdeveloped in canon is literally FUN and the 80-90% of fandom people who only do the same for background character men have no idea of the degree to which they are fucking missing out

[anistarrose]

no tumblr i have faith that this post will be found by the enlightened 10-20 percent

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[anistarrose]

hour 1 of thinking about an underdeveloped woman: idk it would've been nice if she had more screentime

hour 100 of thinking about an underdeveloped woman: ok but despite having only eight lines of dialogue she is literally THE most interesting nuanced and tragic character in the entire series and these writers had no idea what they even had. how is no one else seeing this it's literally so objectively obvious

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

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posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

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Thank you, Wagon, for ignoring your maid duties to take sexy selfies. You're the robot woman of all time!

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June 2026: Farewell, Destiny 2 | Loreley Writes

June 2026: Farewell, Destiny 2 by Loreley Writes on Patreon. Join Loreley Writes's community for exclusive content and updates.

Destiny 2 receives its final content update next week.

With over 3000 hours played, I have a lot of conflicting emotions about it. This month's essay is a look at the past, a meditation on the present, and some thoughts about the future.

Eyes up, Guardian.