#electro shaabi

[mshfar2a]

متكدرين و بنتعشم.. متأثرين و بنكمل..

~Molotof x Sadat - Madena Ghadara / مولوتوف و السادات - مدينة غدارة~

[teosuedois]

Egyptian youths dancing to mahraganat (”electro shaabi”) in the Cairo suburb of El-Marg. Link here: http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/world-pictures-january-02-2014-6462626

[teosuedois]

Egyptian youth at a mahraganat (’electro shaabi’) concert in Cairo, April 6, 2013. Photo: Nariman El-Mofty/AP. Via CBS: http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/egypts-underground-rock-scene/15/

[nsiaf]

Cairo finds a voice in festival music.

[not-tonight-josephine]

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[fifteendolphins]

Mahraganat in the mainstream media #2 

A slightly jarring appearance from Tamaneya fil Meya in a minced meat advert.

[fifteendolphins]

Hoba - Shiribt Hagrayn 3ala Esh-sheesha (I Smoked Two Pots over the Sheesha)

مع توتو والسبع وويشا ويانى يانى يانى مش هعمل كده تانى

هوبا هوبا هوبا هوبا

وشربت حجرين على الشيشه

مع توتو والسبع وويشا

وخدنى جعران والكابتن وروحنا عن عماد فيشا ونزلت وانا ماشى فى الشارع شوفت اللى نازل ليه طالع فضلت ماشى مع نفسى وقولت اشوف الى فى نفسى اروح ادور اروح ادور اروح ادور على نفسى ويانى يانى يانى من الحجر الاولانى  طب يانى يانى يانى ولعت الحجر التانى شوفت تعلب كان بينط كان بيلعب ويا البط وشوفت ديك كان شايل فيل شوفت نمله ديلها طويل انا قولت اشرب تانى حجرين  شوفت الواحد بقوم اتنين والله واشتغلت واشتغلت اروح ادور اروح ادور اروح ادور على نفسى يانى يانى ياني مش هعمل كده تانى

اه ياني ياني ياني مش هعمل كده تاني

وقابلنى قطر يا عم البيه غصب عنى اناا دوست عليه انا مش عارف ايه الى انا فيه والى انا قولتو ده يطلع ايه واتهيقلى ان انا فى بولاق واللى شايفها كات وراق اوعو تقولو دماغى مش فيا  ديه الوراق جنب المنوفيه اروح ادور اروح ادور اروح ادور على نفسى يانى يانى يانى مش هعمل كده تانى

ياني ياني ياني

مش هعمل كده تاني

وشربت حجرين على الشيشه

مع توتو والسبع وويشا

وخدنى جعران والكابتن وروحنا عن عماد فيشا ياني ياني ياني مش هعمل كده تاني ياني ياني ياني مش هعمل كده تاني هوبا هوبا هوبا هوبا

With Toto, Sab3a and Wisha!

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

I won’t do that again

I smoked two pots over the shisha

With Toto, Sab3a and Wisha

  Ge3ran and Captain brought me and we went to 3amad Fisha

I got off and I was walking in the street

I saw the person who was getting off – why was he going up and down?

I stayed walking with myself and I said I saw something in myself

I’m going, I’m searching, I’m going, I’m searching

  Oh my God! Oh my God!

  From that first pot

Well, oh God

I lit the second pot

  I saw you playing, he was jumping up and down

He was playing with a duck

I saw a turkey carrying an elephant

And I saw an ant with a long tail

  I said I smoked the other pot

I saw the person slit in half

  Really now, it’s working, it’s working

  I’m going, I’m searching, I’m going, I’m searching

Oh god, Oh God, Oh God

I won’t do that again

Oh god, I won’t do that again

  And then a train mate, oh yes, my man

It came across me and stepped onto it

I don’t know what’s inside me

And who said that was in Warra’ (area on the outskirts of Cairo)

I mean to tell you that my head isn’t in me

This is Warra’ and it’s beside Manufiyya (area beside Alexandria)

  I’m going, I’m searching, I’m going, I’m searching

Oh my God, Oh my God

  I won’t do that again

  Oh my God, Oh my God

  I won’t do that again

  (Repeat from the top)

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Tamaneya fil Meya (8%) - El 3elba Dahabiyya (The Golden Box)

طول عمره راجل كان ملوى هدومه عدل ورايق من اول يومه وفى ليله حمرا ، والدنيا ضلمه حصلتله صدمه وقال ده عادى يوووووووووووووووووووووووووه وهى جنبه فى ليله بمبى قالتله صينى قالها هندى ، طفى النور رشى بخور يلا قوام هنهد الدور وبعد ثوانى فضل فى مكانه محلك سر تقولش جعر بصتله بصه مابعدها بصه لاقيته قطه قالها لا انا وحش الشقه بلاها خمور وطفى النور مش ههد الدور وقابل صاحبه وقالى اصلى قاله مالك فى ايه يا صاحبى بصله بحسره وفى عينه كسره التانى فهم انه من الاسره وبكل شفقه قله عادى فى ايه يا صاحبى كان يوماتى متشلش هم وكفايه غم نفض وكبر فى حلاتى  بس الاهم والمهم اسمع كلامى روح قوام ، خلى الحوار قوام يتلم قبل الفضيحه ارشى المدام وده كان قاعد حالته حاله بص لقى اعلان زباله سعاده زوجيه فى اللعبه ديا على ايه 0900 ضحك وقال اخيرا فرجت انا انهارده هنام وانا هثبت  راح وطالب والميه شارب وراح بسرعه على الاوضى قالب وده دخل قط وداخل يفط وقال هجرب والى هيقرب وراح مسرب ولاااااا ثغرتله ثغره شافته بقرة قالتله عيب يا راجل مش كل مررررررره وراح لسيد صاحبه حبيبى اخر يوم كان من نصيبه فتحت جامعته وسالها فين قالتله جوه نايم فى سريرة تخنله صوته ودخل عليه ، متخشى يا بطة هاهاهاها عمل عبيط وساب البيت لما دخل عنده البيت بكل كسوف بصله بخوف قام قايله انا عندى ظروف المدام بتشوفنى خروف اعمل ايه ده انا نفسى اشوف عوجها عليه وقاله يا بيه هقولك حل انما ايه مافيش مرازيه فى اللييله ديا بص عليا انا هعمل ايه  كل ده وحلك بسيط فتح الدرج طلع شريط مكتوب عليه العلبه الدهبيه ، قاله بده هتبقى 100 100 ماشى والعلبه فى جيبه فرحان خلاص هيدارى عيبه دخل البيت وقلبه حديد واخد فى نفسه معاه الشريط طلع الشريط وخد حبايه فجاه شاف اسد فى البيت ، شاف نفسه عامل حكايه حس نفسه بجد شديد فجاه شاف اسد فى البيت ، فجاه شاف اسد فى البيت ولعى النور وطفى النور واداها بخور ده اتاخد دور العلبه الدهبيه من 1 ل 100 

(http://forum.3l2ahwa.com/showthread.php?t=1277)

All his life, a man fit his clothes nice and snug

Nothing could go wrong, and he was at ease from the very beginning

On a red night, the world was dark

He had a shock but said it was alright

Yawwwwwa!

She was beside him on the pink night. She asked if he was Chinese – he said he was Indian

He put out the light, lit the incense and said to try it all again

And after some seconds, he stayed in his place - it’s a secret but don’t say that he’s a fool!

She looked at him with a piercing look, and then found that she found out that he was a cat

He said to her, no!, I’m the beast of this apartment! Leave the wine, put out the light, we’re not going to try again

  Then he met his friend and he told me “What’s up? Did you show yourself well?” He looked at him with heartbreak and his eye was broken.

The other one understood that it’s coming from his family

And in his pity he said to him “For me it was a daily thing, don’t give it a care, enough of your worries, put it behind you”

But the really important thing: “Listen to what I’m saying, go quickly, take control before the controversy erupts, bribe the woman”

  After that he was sitting in his sorry state and came across an advert of a happy trash man with in his marriage because of this box.… call 0900!

He laughed and said “Finally! It’s happened, I’ll sleep well and prove myself”

  He went and phoned, then he downed the water and then quickly launched himself into the room

(Woman) A cat came into the room hopping, and he said I’ll try whatever gets near me – then he leaked! He didn’t take anything, of course

She gave him an almighty look and saw him a cow

She said to him “That’s bad, don’t do that every time!”

  Sayyid’s dear friend went to him

The last day was his victory

His wife opened the door and he asked here “Where?” and she said “Inside, sleeping in his bed”

  His voice got bigger and came over him – “Don’t get scared, duck! Ha Ha Ha Ha!”

He played the fool and left the house when all that embarrassment came over him.

He looked at him with fear, he got up and said:

”I have a situation. The wife is looking at me like a sheep”

  What do I do? That’s what I really want to know.

  He unloaded his lengthy experience on him and said,

“Oh, rich man, I’ll tell you a solution that’s the bomb!

There won’t be any reminder of the unpleasantness on this night

Look at me and what I’m going to do”

After all of that, your solution is so simple! He opened the drawer and brought out a sheet of medicine

Written on top of the golden box, it said “After you start, you’ll become absolutely perfect!”

  He left, and the box brought him happiness, that’s the unpleasantness over with

He went into the house with his new woman, striding and with him the sheet

He took out the sheet, took a pill – and then a shock! There’s a lion in the house! He looked at himself as part of a tale and felt that was he was so bloody serious

  Oh shit! There’s a lion in the house! Oh shit! There’s a lion in the house!

He lit the light and put it out and she thought that the he had been taken over

The golden box – takes you from 1 to 100!