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Starting today, you can expect me to make a post educating Kacie about pop culture every Monday. It is my hope that a steady flow of information about celebrities and popular media will painlessly remove from her any undesirable Zoopy-like personality traits (hereby referred to as Zoopisms). Let’s get started

Matthew McConaughey:

I nearly broke several digits typing that last name. Alright, old Matto here is an American actor. Unlike most male American actors, he is both attractive AND talented, having received some amount (sponsored estimate: 184) of awards and accolades for his performances in critical successes like Mud and Interstellar (seriously that movie is great it was like 12 hours long and had 3 climaxes). In all of the Matt movies I have seen (Mud and Interstellar), he talks a certain way and its not the way I talk, which I like. He is married to Camila Alves, who is not someone I know, but I’m sure she acts or something, but definitely not as well as Matty, because he’s real good at it. In conclusion, Matthew MacConnahay or however it’s fucking spelled was born in 1969 and will die in 2052, not from old age, but from his viscera being crushed by his own talentgoddamnhesagoodactor.