#elementary blogging

[numberoneheroallmight]

just finished the final season of elementary and im still just !!!!!!!! they gave us a seven season build up to platonic life partners raising a child together!!! they are the most important person in each other’s life and it is stated implicitly and explicitly that they love each other!!!!! and that it doesn’t matter what happens as long as they’re together!!!! and they did all that without making their relationship sexual or romantic!!!!!! THEYRE JUST TWO PEOPLE WHO LOVE EACH OTHER!!!!! ALWAYS HAVE BEEN!!!!!!!!

[numberoneheroallmight]

gravity falls and elementary are god tier comfort media, no i will not be taking questions at this time

[ellcrys]

i think i took a month to watch season 1 and then binged seasons 2 and 3 in like... 3, maybe 4 weeks...?? i need to pause HELP 🫠

[ellcrys]

"I owe you a bit of an apology. I attempted to express my concern for you last night, but my thoughts were distorted by the lens of my own needs. It was not optimally done."

"Oh, that's okay."

"What I was trying to say was that one of the things I've gained from our collaboration is a working definition of the word 'friendship.'

"Friendship, I've come to believe, is most accurately defined as two people moving towards the best aspects of one another. It is a relationship of mutual benefit, mutual gain.

"Another thing I've learned, is that my isolationist tendencies are decidedly... not my best quality. I am not a better person because of a lack of connection. So I think the healthy thing is for you not to move in my direction. In fact... quite the opposite."

[ellcrys]

"So how did your errand go this afternoon?"

"Poorly."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"I have some concerns over personal decisions that an associate of mine has made, and I told him so."

"Okay."

"He reminded me that we're not friends and he asked that I restrict my concerns to those that fall within the stated parameters of our relationship."

"Did that seem unreasonable to you?"

"In fact, I know that it is not."

"Then what's the problem?"

"That's what I'm trying to determine."

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"I told you to stay out of it"

"Because we are sponsor and sponsee and nothing more."

"Right."

"Yeah, well, I thought long and hard about that, Alfredo, and after many, many hours, I've come to the most wretched of realizations, one that might curdle your very blood. You are my friend.

.

"So I've arrived at a solution. I'm firing you."

"You're firing me so you can be my friend."

.

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aFJAKDJSKLJAD!?!??!!1?! SCREAAMM

[ellcrys]

tumblr mentioned in elementary 3x08 lmaooo 😭

[ellcrys]

nahh don't tell me they just nuked andrew like that 😭

[ellcrys]

elementary 3x12 like