I NEED TO HEAR SOME OF YOUR ELEMENTARY SHERLOCK HEADCANONS (to me this man is so violently autistic it’s actually insane)
omg this is throwbackkk i haven’t watched elementary in forever,,
(also. every sherlock holmes adaptation ever is violently autistic i don’t make the rules)
-he’s on the aro spectrum, and technically bisexual?? like “oh yeah i would get with a guy just never done it yet”
-literally the biggest trans ally ever. once beat someone half to death for misgendering ms hudson
-he’s allergic to almonds and every time joan eats almonds he accuses her of attempting to assassinate him
-tries to set up joan with people he knows she’ll be annoyed with. not bc of some deeper meaning just bc he likes to annoy her
-every time people mistake him and joan for a couple they cackle. people feel very awkward and they think it’s silly
-knits sweaters, blankets, and little toys for clyde
-really likes gum. he steals it from houses they investigate
-watches true crime and criticizes the police work
-bought everyone at the precinct “acab” tshirts bc he likes causing trouble and enjoys reminding folks that he is in fact NOT a cop
-despises modern slang except for “womp womp” and “yippie”
it was nice to get in touch w this show thank you!!
