#elementary shitposts

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I know he only facepalms after sherlock says the brand of the shoes bc that's one more piece of evidence set up to frame bell but consider--

sherlock: recalling vivid details abt how hot bell looked in that suit

gregson: oh g-d here we go AGAIN

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atlas holding up the earth but the earth is elementary fandom and atlas is joyce @army-of-bee-assassins

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the thing abt rewatching elementary is that I have to reckon anew every time with the fact that the man they cast as mycroft has an utterly detestable face. I’m sure he’s a very nice man and he’s a fine enough actor but I just do not enjoy looking at him, and knowing that there is a romance subplot between him and joan on the way hurts me to my core. joan watson please don’t text mycroft back he won’t love you the way I do

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just thinking abt how much of the plotline of season 7 of elementary could have been avoided if the characters used duckduckgo

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do u ever remember that joan and sherlock are archie winter’s godparents and like. cry. bc I do

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murph from the broadway fight in tuc voice Think About It. Think About How Marcus Bell And Sherlock Holmes Are In Love.

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you're right about mycroft and you absolutely should say it

dfkljsdflsdkjflsdkfj I said it like 3 years ago and g-ddamn it I’m saying it again

is it wrong to judge people based on their appearance? yes. is that man even remotely fuckable in the slightest? absolutely not

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the most healing words in the english language are “directed by lucy liu”