Feb 24
i do gotta say will smith has very much brought the next six months of everyone calling sharks hockey an "elevated cupcake experience" down on his own bouguereau virgin with angels head. i'm not saying he meant it Like That but i am saying i went to all girls boarding school and know what a pyrrhic victory in emotional warfare looks like and baby that shoe might be fitting your lil tender footeen
#elevated cupcake experience.#macklin celebrini returns from his hero's journey through a cuisinart whose blades are 'running game on all your childhood idols' and#'failing once again to actually win the big one for your country' (rick celebrini in this metaphor is the hollow plastic pusher thing)#and mack's big-eyed boy best friend who *might* see the olympics in 2030 says: remember when we did a spin in the fourth take of that#video i made you do for a vivacious old woman on the streets of new york#and we experienced the same set of press questions about being adorkable for a solid third of the season#well--#experience us as elevated cupcakes. two cupcakes on a lil cake stand#you and me macklin. the cupcake twins.#already teeing up next year’s hideous bobblehead like that is some DEVIOUS branding#will smith hockey#macklin celebrini#sj sharks