Jul 25, 2013
Elevator Action
My favorite thing to do on a Monday morning is to rush onto a crowded elevator and face everyone on board for the entire ride. If two people are talking to each other I like to just stare at them. Hopefully I can pull this off without blinking. If the elevator isn't crowded I have to settle for finding someone and standing right in front of them. I like to get close enough that it's uncomfortable; practically butt to crotch. A ride like that could ruin someone's entire day, maybe their entire week. For me it's the best way to get the week started.