Hey.
So uhhh I'm kind of locked in a tower, or well, house with 10,000 stairs. Which wouldn't be a problem for a lot of fae but I don't have wings and my mode of transportation—er, boyfriend—likes to storm off when we fight (I saved the universe which made him mad🙄) and so now I'm stuck in this house until someone comes to save me.
And I don't care what they say, no amount of training will make walking down 10,000 stairs feasible😒
Anyways, I've been dying to read your new book but I can't go to the book store because of the aforementioned obstacle. By chance, do you deliver? I can pay you triple for your time, just send the bill to the Night Court's account!
Also, I totally would be okay if you swept me up and brought me to your home or something idk. I’m pretty desperate at this point for a way out. Should I hit up Eris Vanserra? What’s the tea on him?
Dear Anonymous.
I am unsure whether ten thousand steps is a gross exaggeration or a gross violation of fae rights.
Either way, for your service in saving the universe, yes–I deliver. Yes, I will bill the Night Court thrice over (they can certainly afford it).
And yes, call Eris. Pronto.
P.S. You should break up with your boyfriend.