#elf breeding

[elfcunt]

legit squirted for the first time while reading your post about an elf tboy getting gangraped, just thought you should know 🩷

Holy shit what a fucking honor, thank you for telling me 👑 I’m honored to have been of service to you 💖 it’s very exciting for me to hear that my silly fantasies have made some real life pleasure happen for somebody somewhere! …You actually just inspired me to go back and read my own stuff, and I fucked myself and it felt. Extra good. So um. Thank you. Having a raging elf kink on display is so much more fun when I know you fellow freaks are squirting about it too ;)

My immediate thought was that you are probably referring to my most recent story but it has occurred to me that I’ve actually written multiple elf tboy gangrape stories 🥴 that is my brand I suppose. so if you want more, my elf and fantasy tags are full of em. I should compile them on ao3 someday.

Happy squirting! I love that ur body can just… do that now. teehee. It’s crazy the things that slutty elf tboys can help one discover about one’s own body

PS: you should know that while I don’t really do piss, that I do make an exception for squirting. I love it when people squirt in my holes and then brag about cumming deep inside me. It’s so fucking hot. Just thought you should know in case that awakens anything in you too lol.

[ryhsrunner]

Biologically speaking, the common garden gnome (gnomus gardenous) shares more similarities with the Christmas elf (jollius elven) than their explosively inclined cousins (gnomus explodis). However, the explodis is in no way similar to your more mythical breed of elf (elven tolkinious) and indeed the two have shown aggression in the cases where they've been left alone, though the volatile nature of the exlodis may bare some responsibility for this. The black sheep of the gnomus genome, the red cap (gnomus sinisterous) is further still from the gardenous and the explodis, or their mischievous sibling the gnomus pranktorus. Recommendations go against crossbreeding the gnomus and elven species, for the resulting hybrid tends to be of a most violent and unstable nature. The last test I preformed cost me a week's supply of a rice crispies and several barrels of radioactive waste before I could catch and contain the blighter.