Ryhs

Number one Devil May Cry 2 defender. minors dni. It/it's a gender

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Hello freaks, mortals, and passengers on this fucking acid trip of a world

Finally making a pinned post because I'm bored at 1 am.

Hi I'm Ryhs (it/it's)

This blog is a cataog of me loosing my mind, mostly in the form of horror, ttrpgs, really bad shitposts, and things that look like sentences but upon further inspection aren't. This blog isn't strictly 18+, I on occasion post stuff kid's should see, but mostly I'd just rather not talk to children so... yeah. I also will occasionally link to my writing, which isn't appropriate for kids. (Here's a link https://archiveofourown.org/users/Ryhs/pseuds/Ryhs)

Important information. If you have teeth I will take them. I will also fight you, or beat up your dad and consume his dad powers upon request.

Yap at me about things. I love yapping about my bullshit. Or things that aren't my bullshit. Send me massive paragraphs about your interests even if I don't share them. I'll read them. The fuck else am I doing. If I say something wrong please correct me, im a dumbass but I speak with certainty I don't have a lot of the time which makes people sometimes think I know what I'm saying.

I would love to for people to ship me with their favourite fictional characters. If you are interested in doing so, please tell me about it and ask my opinion of both your taste in characters and my compatability with them.

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No single window in the group home im in has opened in the last week, meaning that everything is warm as shit in here even though its presently chili outside. If I stop posting tomorrow, please assume ive been turned into a puddle and have died. Pour a bottle of syrup on yourself in tribute. The closest I'll get to human contact again......

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Hey baby are you a charm spell because I passed my pitifully easy check and am now upset at you

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Love getting all the hot workplace gossip from the food bank im at without any of the things like 'being paid' or 'knowing whos being talked about'

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Sometimes I forget that texting and photos exist. Also the internet. Ill go a few hours and be like 'man I need to tell this person something i should ring them up'. Maybe I just prefer calling or maybe im just annoying but hey.

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Someone put an episode of classic He-Man on in the common space and I saw Orko and it was like love at first sight. Small, a terrible wizard, eyes in a black void, an awful voice. It's everything I love in a character.

Look at him. He's literally perfect in every conceivable way

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Twitter hating insomniac for changing things and also for not changing this will never not be annoying. They look at three of the best super hero games on the market and randomly decide they're shit, insomniac is evil, and the like. Its frankly exhausting. The 'spider-man putting on his anti ock suit to fight Dr Ock for the first time in his decade long career' jokes make me want to throw something out a fucking window.

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Ive delved once again into what people on the right wing say about female characters. What ive learned is its good writing when a woman is a) conventionally attractive but only sometimes b) always needs help from men but not too much or she's needy and annoying and c) doesnt have a character. We need to start killing people

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Im on issue 7 of Batman, in 1941 and im already tired of that fucking clown. This bodes well

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Scarecrow going absolutely beast mode and pulling a gun on a classroom of his students

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God he's so real for this, I love him so much fuck.

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Scarecrow going absolutely beast mode and pulling a gun on a classroom of his students

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Ive been debating the ethics of transmasculine Wario with a friend.

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RE3: Nemesis is pretty definitely the weakest showing from the classic Resident Evil games. I like it, and its still a fantastic game, but it has so much jank than RE2 that just make it annoying. Difficulty in RE games is weird, but having easy baby all the ammo and guns mode and hard fuck you mode as the only option is annoying. Pretty much every boss has a combo of attacks that will take you from fine to dead in a couple of seconds with no way to avoid it. 'Oh but Ryhs what about the dodge? Doesn't that help?' The dodge sucks shit. It feels great when you land it, but theres no signposting of when to do it, the instructions on how to are unclear and annoying, and sometimes it just doesn't work. The nemesis itself is good! At least for the twenty minutes it actually chases you for, and even then there are bizzare choose a path moments that can stop it from doing even that. And when brass meets iron fighting it sucks shit. Honestly Mr. X in RE2 is larger better in every way, only dragged down by being limited to the B playthrough, which is barely even a drawback considering how he shifts the balance of play. Thats kind of the issue with 3. It doesnt feel like an improvement on 2 the way 2 did for 1. It tries new things, lots of them, but it fails most of them. Its also arguably the first game to be hit with the biggest issue RE faces; refusing to let go of Raccoon City. That being said, its still a classic RE game meaning it fucking rocks, and most of my complaints are my own mistakes fucking me, or preferring things done in 2 and elsewhere to 3. Im yet to play 4 classic, but from what ive seen it did get hit the hardest in the remake. And by hit I mean about 75% of it was sawed off (though what remains is good. If they gave dev time a few more years to do the rest of the game it could have been fantastic, it just seems like that wasn't in the cards)

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RE3 Nemesis is an extremely good game. That being said, the worm is one of the worst designed bosses I have ever seen in a game. For those who don't know, you are trapped in an underground area with the goal of flicking two switches to be able to press a button to drop a ladder. Doesn't sound too bad, right? Wrong. The worm emerges from walls and attacks you, pushing you back as it does. Each switch is directly next to a place it can emerge, and it will always do so upon you attempting to activate one. Because of the fixed camera angles, you step into the side hallways containing the switches without knowing if the worm is there. If it is, you have to execute a perfect escape or take half your health as it stuns you with attacks. If you manage to flick it, either by running forwards fast enough to hit it before it can attack, or getting there before it emerges, you still have another one, which is just as annoying. However, once you drop the ladder, another problem becomes clear. That's also right next to where the worm can spawn, you have to spam the interact key over and over and pray to whatever god you believe in that you can get up before it attacks you again. It is nearly impossible to do without damage, and the worst bit is that 20 feet ahead of it there's an scripted fight with the Nemesis that while yes, you can run from, doesn't tell you that, so you're likely to die a few times before knowing that. And if you say, didn't save between those fights or ran out of ink ribbons, you have to do the entire worm fight (which features a rather annoying run back, including another Nemesis appearance in a cramped hall where he will just one hit you), before attempting it again.

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Forgot to save after pausing my game to write this up meaning I have to do it again after doing most of the clocktower. Fucking kill me

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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE IT HAS A SECOND BOSS FIGHT CAPCOM WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU

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Im not a vegetarian, in fact I love meat, but holy shit beyond burgers are better than the real thing. They're also way easier to make and about the same price, but mostly its the flavour and texture. Just. Uh.

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In nearly every Kingdom Hearts game someone kills themselves. Sora in 1, Axel in 2, Sora again in 3, Data Riku keeps trying in Re:Coded, Xion in 358 Days/2, etc. I'm not taking bets on who while do it in KH4. My money is on Mickey Mouse

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As a marvel comics fan of a decade and a half, nothing any official comic has ever done and nothing else a fan has ever done was as funny as the first time i heard 'well here's the thing' followed by Bed Grimm