#eliasposting

[cherryredjasperr]

every time i talk to a friend i'm like. wow, those lil horses are right. friendship IS magic

[plushiepet]

@rllynchntngwzrd's biological son ♡

[moenellatheclown]

It's always "Oh Jon" but never Hello Jon apologies for the deception but I wanted to make sure you started reading so I thought it best not to announce myself. I'm assuming you're alone, you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn't try too hard to stop reading as there's every likelihood you'll just hurt yourself. Now, shall we turn the page and try again? Statement of Jonah Magnus, regarding Jonathan Sims, the Archivist. Statement begins.

[kauriheart]

I put him underwater

[fioblah]

if elias had dentures i would still love him

[kurulover]

✨No, I’m the real thing✨

[cherryredjasperr]

very important updates from @rllynchntngwzrd

[cherryredjasperr]

"yeah he just, gives off the vibe of someone who would cry during sex" - my friend talking about dale cooper (he has never seen twin peaks) @rllynchntngwzrd