Jan 30, 2019
Not gonna get into how we pissed off a bronze dragon, but...
Level 6 Barbarian: “Sure, you might kill me, o great Bronze Dragon, and by the way, that would be a great way to die, as opposed to choking on a fish bone or something, but know this. You kill me, and I’ll be reincarnated, preferably as an elk. And I’ll come for you. Every elk in the world, in fact, will have a personal vendetta... against you.”
*rolls intimidation check of 22*
DM: Okay... now I gotta figure out how an adult bronze dragon is intimidated by a potential future threat... of elk.