When you're trying to live that regular teenage girl life but it's interrupted by the vampire private eye you hired to track down your vampire big sister.
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Lot by @fallstaticexit, Nettie by @venriliz! 😊
Julia: Oh, fudgsicle!
Guy: [snorts] Nice one, babe.
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Elli: Cool of you guys to finally let us crash one of your dates.
Julia: [defensively] We told you. We’re not dating.
Alma: Sure. You just platonically hooked up after winter formal.
Elli: And have been platonically attached at the hip ever since.
Alma: And are platonically holding hands under the table right now.
Julia: Okay, okay, point made. But we’re not, like, boyfriend-girlfriend.
Guy: Right. We’re not putting a label on it. I mean, it’s T-minus four months till graduation. The future is uncertain as fuck.
Alma: Speaking of, congratulations, Jules. The Art & Fashion Institute doesn’t accept just anyone. I should know. I got rejected.
Elli: I bet you’ve already started apartment hunting in San My. I call dibs on the sofa!
Julia: Slow down, El. I haven’t even committed.
Alma: I thought it was your dream school. What are you waiting for?
Julia: [mumbling] I don’t know, I just-
Guy: [proudly] She’s just spoiled for choice. San My, Del Sol, Sequoia State, Ciudad Polytechnic. She should take her time, suss out who’ll offer the sweetest package. Maybe one of ‘em will even pony up for a full ride.
Elli: As if that’s something a Social Bunny influencer like Jules has to worry about.
Julia: I’m not an influencer.
Elli: Not dating. Not an influencer. Methinks she doth protest too much.
Julia: Shut up!
Alma: [in reporter voice] I’m here with viral sensation Julia Zhao, aka I’m So Julia, aka @thrifteaprincess. Tell me, Miss Zhao-
Julia: [groans] Alma, please.
Alma: How do you remain so humble in the midst of so much succe-
[Julia’s phone vibrates]
Julia: Sorry to cut your performance short, but I have to take this. [answering phone] Finally! What did you find out? Do you know where she is?
Nettie: Are you somewhere we can talk in private?
Julia: I can be.
Elli: [laughing] The celebrity can’t let us plebes overhear her call!
